I've told you guys how much fun it is to see women go into panic mode, when they get down to thirty six to twenty four months of the CS checks. They go from 6'4", $150K or better and movie star looks, to does he have a job, and who cares how tall he is. The bar goes lower as the number of checks gets closer to zero.
Last night I get the old it would be great if we moved in together routine in a round about way.
My Divorced girl "Friend' calls to yap and midway through our conversation she brings up that she was talking to her "aunt".
That is the code word for I was talking about you.
She says that my aunt was asking about you, "Sure She Was", and I told her how you are about relationships.
Not to bore you with the drawn out story in girl speak, she was basically asking if I would ever let a women move in with me (HER) without having a full relationship with her, meaning SEX.
I knew where this was going so I blew her right out of the water as they say. The only way I'd let someone live with me is, she would have to be something really special, and a nymphomaniac.
This guys is what happens when they realize how close they are to that last check. She has a total of 35 payments left.
You see the girl "Friend" has told me she's done having sex. She only gets one date with guys because she comes right out and tells them. She gets asked out a lot especially by married men. The separated, divorced guys as I said only take her out once because she won't put out. Her girl friends have told me they've tried to tell her either change the attitude with sex or be alone the rest of your life.
The faces change, the panic of losing that child support income never does.
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