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[–]ConstantChinner37 points38 points39 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
If your potential mate has more facial or arm pit hair than you, you're gonna have a bad time.
[–]RealDW24 points25 points26 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
To out-hair me they would have to be an actual gorilla
[–]monty9317 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
A gorilla will not divorce rape you and does not struggle opening jars, though.
[–]RealDW16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Teach sign and you can have a meaningful conversation too
[–]Herpnderp145 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Indeed but I would still shit my pants as that thing could rip me in half in an instant.
[–]acejager4163 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A gorilla could also protect you. A woman will hide behind you.
[–]pipre23 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
fuck some women look more muscular than men lol
[–]ollupoiss21 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
My right hand doesn’t care if I do it with my left hand, easy choice.
[–]gravelheart 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Really? My right hand is a jealous bitch.
[–]solaris326 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My right always insists on a threesome with my left. Or am I weird?
[–]Misinformed_Lobster 13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Thou shall fap to Kingdom come." -Fapulations 3:16
[–]bilal14k1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
and on the seventh day the Lord created flashlights and saw it was good but on the eight he created sex dolls and saw it was better
[–]FI-REman_GMOW 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
[Option C: Sexbot with 100% customisable appearance, guaranteed to never bitch at you or cheat on you]
amen
[–]ginD4C6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Palmela West and Palmela Right. Known these lovely ladies all my life, and have precise knowledge of if they're clean or not.
[–]ManIsWalking2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know where my hands have been, and I wouldn't want to touch my dick with them...
[–]curiousgorge34 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When you are a own man, you are not obligated to do anything. Forgot about the whole "family name" crap, we all gonna die someday and so will all your offsprings. Do what makes you happy now. Raising kids aint easy, most likely you gonna have to raise some ungrateful brat who is gonna hate you later in life.
[–]Global_MGTOW3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"I'm so fucked up"
[–]unsheddogmatisms 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Congratulations!
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[–]ConstantChinner37 points38 points39 points (6 children) | Copy Link
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