My ex contacted me. I played along because she is a really good lay. Might as well keep her in little black book. On top of that, She found out I recently completed my degree and have a few job interviews. Felt kinda nice to have my ego stroked, even if I know she sees me as dollar signs. We were talking about relationships. She said that after her divorce (#2) she is "incapable of being with anyone because she knows she will screw it up". I said that it sounded similar to me. She also gave me a story about how she was cheating on her husband. Left her husband for the guy. She realized she wanted husband. He said fuck you. She tried to go back to other guy. He said fuck you too. That is why she is staying single. So she said. Whatever.

Started texting her today because i'm a little tipsy. She has a curt answer. So I try to start up a conversation. "Please stop texting me, i'm with my boyfriend."

I literally burst out laughing.

"Fuck you, bitch!"

I then started texting my other friend (Asian, cute, single) and we had a laugh about it.

Dumb lying cunts just don't learn from their pasts.