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[–]Eidolon343677 points78 points79 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
We hope it's fake.
We hope so so so much.
[–]ZealousMathematician19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Stop hoping.
[–]-Master-Builder-9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Step one to Adulthood.
[–][deleted] 19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]80173566 points67 points68 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Why would you post this to make me hungry when you know I have to go to sleep but have spaghetti in the fridge? That's cruel. brb
[–]TowerOfMG36 points37 points38 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Just go heat it up and eat it out of your sex doll's asshole!! ]=)
[–]8017357 points8 points9 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
2 late, drank it out of the was-milk carton box. It's the lazy way to make carbonara. With kefir. Mold spoils all the fun, and it's only been in there for a week, 10 days tops, but it's food. =]
p.s. I like your smiley, might use it some time myself. I like it how it has legs and then the long dick and the strong arms. It's the short legs I identify with so much. ]=)
p.s.2: Now I feel slightly sick to my stomach along with the constant head sickness (doc said it's mental but I prefer to call it head, it's more romantic that way). I think I might be pregragsd. Shouldn't have wanked before sleep.
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[–]rockorbe20022 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Is it a meatball Stroganoff?
Oh my!
[–]kyledontcare33 points34 points35 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Many men here know the worst sexual experience of all: Marriage!
[–]Enzo950 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Marriage
Sexual experience
Pick one, cant have both.
[–]deadBeefCafe201423 points24 points25 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Bastard! I had to suppress out loud laughter in the quiet car of the motherfucking train!
[–]idrinkconcentratedoj5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I am in a hospital and had a hard time not laughing out loud lol
[–]CadSoft1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was hospitalized from laughing too hard..
[–][deleted] 20 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
BRO I JUST HAD BREAKFAST
[–]Northern-Breeze0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
At 2am?
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm in Bangladesh. It was 6:30 a.m. then
[–]ginD4C14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Having flashbacks of sitting on the sofa flipping through channels when I stop on that animal planet show "monsters living inside me" where a guy shits out part of a tape worm. He grabs some scissors and cuts it, then the remainder retracts back up at super speed like a fucking pulled rubberband. To this day it haunts me as to whether that re-enactment was CG or practical effects. Any way meatbags are gross, stick to silicone and bots.
[–]pupu_pipi_696 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Trying to understand how they showed that in any capacity on cable television.
[–]ginD4C11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just the thought of being in that FCC meeting. "Yeah so we're going to show a dramatic re-enactment of the tape worm going back up the guy's rectum in profile view. Yes Frank, this is entirely necessary for educational purposes. The people need to know."
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
A typical day in the life of a married couple (i.e. shit everywhere).
[–]theshapeofsnakes9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This has made me want to never have sex again and now I’m holding back a mouth full of puke. Great post, lol!
[–]JohnBravo99909 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh fuck I wish I didn’t read that...
[–]frikabg4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you and me both! >.< at the same time i am glad i did... i think there might be something wrong with me! O_O
[–]denizenoflaniakea8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I lolled.
[–]anongogogo6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Did she have a machine gun poop spraying everywhere? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[–]Yggalf6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What the actual fuck?????
[–]HorusEyeDrops6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ahh the trendy weight loss programs...
[–]HeyDontDoxMe5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
lol, this can't be true.
[–]DriverDude777[🍰] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
u know it happened at least once thou, it's a big world!
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
exactly. Anything that can happen has happened
[–]Belrick_NZ6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anal is nasty. Have some class. Theirs shit up dere
[–]Enzo954 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They say laughing is a kind of lesser orgasm. Thanks, I came.
[–]NotLuceBree5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know this is gross, but I fucking laughed my ass off reading this.
[–]BonelessSkinless4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean fuck. All I did was fuck a 58 year old and finish her off with my fingers while I rolled my eyes and sent pics to my friend while laughing. This guy got the trifecta of shit, puke and tapeworm, fucking nice
[–]NietzscheExplosion2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pubic health advisory
[–]sidel32 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sweet corn almighty!
[–]yipopov2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
can feel it constricting my dick
I call bullshit right there. Tapeworms spend their entire lives just being along for the ride, they're limp and can't constrict anything. Come to think of it, very much like women in that regard.
[–]necrosnomicon[S] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you know...he may have penetrated a few times before feeling the worm and accidentally managed to wrap the poor thing around his dick as he was in and out...
[–]toolate4redpill2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Was banging my neighbor girl THOT, she told me her kids were with their dad, I was just about to cum when the youngest kid toddles into the room (we didn't notice her) and comes right up to my face and says "Daddy". <SHUDDER>
I told myself I needed to change my life-and then promptly DIDN'T
[–]toolate4redpill2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I have another, I was fucking some THOT doggy style anal-one of my favorites. We were really getting into it , when I felt something weird down there....... so I pulled out and as I did a little ball of poop popped out. Thinking quickly I picked it up and flicked it into her Pittsburgh Steelers garbage can (-I'm an Eagles fan). It made a "ting" noise and I went right back to railing her ass and wiped my fingers off on her shirt.
Yes I'm full of these kind of stories. I am a bad human
[–]GemStarCN211 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like you...
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
/r/thathappened
[–]ashtrayhed1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg...I'm dying 😂
[–]RustCole761 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I already have a fear of parasites and now i read this. Fuck!
this made me lol so hard...just glorious
[–]rait4e551 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hope this actually happened. I don't laugh until tears often, but this made it happen.
[–]SomeGhostingGuy1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fool should have pushed the tapeworm back in.
Poor worm was very likely the only thing that kept her thin...
[–]a17c81a31 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Never understood why people want anal.
[–]michaelmindset1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Shit I laughed
[–]necrosnomicon[S] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
sadly anon got shit and a tapeworm wrapped around his dick...
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