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kstunta
[–]2MetresAbove 98 points99 points100 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
or has more money.
[–]ACertainKindOfFool70 points71 points72 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Or both
[–]iManZul13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
or longer dick
[–]SkinnyBlunt1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Well if you have no money and are ugly, how would you get with a chick this hot, makes no sense man
[–]User-31f64a4e3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
how would you get with a chick this hot
She could be A cups, you can't see in this pic. She is probably also a raving psycho.
[–]WidmerBeer 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You work with her and she tells everyone you're her 'gay' friend.
[–]iManZul0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
personality
[–]User-31f64a4e0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or isn't a beta male (except in submitting to me, ofc).
[–]Sir_manalot88 points89 points90 points 8 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Stop pedestalizing women.
An 8/10 guy is considered ugly to her.
The reality is she doesn't want a guy, she wants a god
[–]DudeThatRapedYou46 points47 points48 points 8 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Truer words have never been stated.
Nothing is good enough for a Women.
They want a god
[–]Omnibrad55 points56 points57 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Not even God Himself is enough for women.
He gives them hair, they dye it unnatural colors. He gives them eyebrows, they save those off and draw on new ones. He gives them boobs, they get implants. He gives them a face, they cover it in a gallon of make-up.
[–]house_monkey8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I wonder what will happen if make ups are banned all of sudden
[–]vwolf8004 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Major drops in birthrates all around the world?
[+][deleted] 8 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
More like a mob of angry women rampaging through the streets
[–]vwolf8001 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
in vagina costumes?
[–]michaelmb622 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
You know it
[–]Relmtopper5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂 Preach 👐
[–]DudeThatRapedYou2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Username checks out
[–]Eidolon343624 points25 points26 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes but the "god" doesn't want HER.
He spent his whole life getting awesome and now that he is awesome..he is not taking on shitty partners for the rest of his awesome life
He Went His Own Way.
[–]T000000915 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
An 8/10 20/10 guy is considered ugly to her.
Math...
[–]JohnBravo99906 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But she’ll settle for an asshole any day of the week
[–]nofilmynofucky 35 points36 points37 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't view you as a man
closer translation
[–]cycloneous30 points31 points32 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I wish I could meet a guy like you
I am friend zoning your pathetic ass, there is no way in Hell you're getting a piece of this but your ass better pick up the phone when Chad or Tyrone has pumped & dumped me and "I need a shoulder to cry on!"
[–]kstunta[S] 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's so true!
[–]ThatGuyAga1n21 points22 points23 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I wish i had a guy like that" "Hey" "No" "I'm literally the guy in the picture"
[–]KushKenobi20 points21 points22 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
- Too ugly
- Not enough money
- Not asshole enough
1/10 man
[–]Staggitarius3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sad!
[–]daniel1332419 points20 points21 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
As a guy who’s not ugly, I was forced to learn the hard way that even being attractive and being nice doesn’t work; it seems to be perceived as weakness. Then I started to not give a f*ck and get female attention everywhere I go. Women, I swear. 😂
[–]robowriter2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
If I don't want them to come on to me I play nice.
[–]daniel133241 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I’m not convinced that keeps them away if they don’t know you. It just turns off girls you already know to treat them too good.
[–]robowriter0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know these people very well. Not my regular behavior but I consider these special cases and I'm friendzoning them so I don't fuck my friends wives, which could easily happen.
[–]mrk689 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wish I could meet a guy like you”.
Chad + your personality.
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[–]RafiquePromenade2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol on that one
[–]LimousineLibtard0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks like the type of girl who gets chronic yeast infections and doesn’t even notice or care.
[–]gravelheart 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Another translation: "I wish nice guys didn't dehydrate my vagina"
[–]RocknR0IIa4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The wall is coming, is relentless and it takes no prisoners.
[–]JohnBravo99903 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Translation: Everyone knows I’m a dirty whore and I can’t get a boyfriend.
[–]ashtrayhed3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who cares...awalt
[–]jyakulis2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
truth bomb
[–]brother_dreadly1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I'm a plain-jane-four-point-five, but I'll never settle -- not until I'm in my 30s and 40s; my cooch will be so blown out, you could park a Buick in it! Throw your life away! Gimmie shit! Grrrrl Powerrrr!"
[–]gayfish_yall1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It should be: I want to want a guy that treats me like you and who's not ugly.
[–]elementalwalruss1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You know, when you think about it it's rather funny and stupid at the same time lol
Like, why can't i meet a nice guy like you. Well you just did cus you met me no? haha
[–]TheDevilsAdvokaat1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
"I want a guy who treats me as well as you do, but is hot."
[–]1UPZ_1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol he will be thinking..."but I am a guy like me and we've met"
[–]robowriter1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Translation: I want a guy that treats me like you do, but has a lot more money to take me travelling so I can be faux princess.
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[–]Sir_manalot88 points89 points90 points (12 children) | Copy Link
[–]DudeThatRapedYou46 points47 points48 points (8 children) | Copy Link
[–]Omnibrad55 points56 points57 points (7 children) | Copy Link
[–]house_monkey8 points9 points10 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]vwolf8004 points5 points6 points (3 children) | Copy Link
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More like a mob of angry women rampaging through the streets
[–]vwolf8001 point2 points3 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]michaelmb622 points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]Relmtopper5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]DudeThatRapedYou2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Eidolon343624 points25 points26 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]T000000915 points16 points17 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]JohnBravo99906 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]nofilmynofucky 35 points36 points37 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]cycloneous30 points31 points32 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]kstunta[S] 3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ThatGuyAga1n21 points22 points23 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]KushKenobi20 points21 points22 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Staggitarius3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]daniel1332419 points20 points21 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]robowriter2 points3 points4 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]daniel133241 point2 points3 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]robowriter0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]mrk689 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]RafiquePromenade2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]LimousineLibtard0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]gravelheart 5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]RocknR0IIa4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]JohnBravo99903 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ashtrayhed3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]jyakulis2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]brother_dreadly1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]gayfish_yall1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]elementalwalruss1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]TheDevilsAdvokaat1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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