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[–]WhatMixedFeelings122 points123 points124 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
They'll reappear after Valentine's Day
[–]magnament39 points40 points41 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
there will be a lot of jealousy and shit after the Holidays. I say buy stock now
[–]kingullu43 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think there will be a brief spike around the middle of January but yes expect a sharp rise come 15 Feb. Around mothers day expect another drop as well.
[–]Ruby-xy64 points65 points66 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Outrages!! Men need to be trashed more at this time of the year. Christmas is white male supremacy!! Why cant Santa be a Muslim woman??
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[–]Trijjered3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True because red is blood
[–]_____username____0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Muslims aren’t allowed to wear red?
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[–]_____username____4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Your claims are entirely unfounded and a blatant lie. I’m Muslim, we wear red. Nothing crazy.
[–]Lifeboatinthedark20 points21 points22 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Followed by January 1st divorce rape.
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[–]RedBigMan2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Naw man December 26th they're out there blowing their gift cards has to be at least December 27th.
[–]afinchtokill20 points21 points22 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
true story. didn't hear from the females in my immediate family all year - suddenly they are calling and texting a few weeks before gift giving time. I could be dead in the ground 5 months already and they wouldn't know.
[–]CanadaCurt 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha. It’s like your personal advent calendar.
[–]opertune_shot17 points18 points19 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Men no fap November and are easily cowed by women in December. Trick as old as time, me personally I go at it heavy in November keeps my mind safe guarded from women’s tricks.
[–]Membrudo7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Nofap sub has one the highest beta-simps rate of all Reddit and they are like a cult. They think semen retention is like the nirvana and cumming will cause cancer, and heavy shaming awaits someone who says otherwise with scientific evidence. With these women nowadays we must take charge of our own orgasms. I believe Nofap is the latest weapon of the feminazi dominion to manipulate men.
[–]JohnnySkidmarx1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Busting a nut every few days helps your prostate.
[–]RogueRenegade 14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only until after cuffing season
[–]hardtostarboard201613 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All present days are like that
[–]WhistlingAlong 13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Everyone. I will say that I did buy a a lot of things for a special someone. Me!!!!!!
[–]robowriter11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The xmas mood goes up because it's an excuse for women to shop. That always makes them happy. It'll disappear soon enough.
[–]kamehamequads7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This isn’t even the proper use of the meme
[–]kingullu42 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The point is the key thing.
[–]chasingsnow 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
my favorite part of this season is seeing women post pictures of shit orbiters bought them. i cannot recall how many times i've seen a post with a girl with a small gift or a boquet of flowers with #sweetestgiftever
and then no fucking mention of the guy, no picture of the guys' face, just total ego padding by using the fucking orbiter gift routine.
[–]DeathToTheZog2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But bu bu but xmas is patriarchyyyy!
[–]Taguroizumo2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah the advantages of living in a 3rd world country where gift is restricted to close family and loved ones. Oh darn, I’m single no need to waste money on gifts.
[–]urban38792 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No Santie Claus from now on guys . Let them buy their own presents and big six course meals
[–]Painismotivation 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The simps have also come out in full force like holy shit...this time of year really brings out the simp in a lot of men.
[–]Griever1142 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bitches want their cash and prizes
[–]brewmastermonk1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
An old friend of mine just got knocked up by some dude that split and she's on facebook openly asking who wants to be her baby daddy.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/trashyfacebook
[–]st00dup 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What? You are so transphobic. /s
[–]Vergil3871 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have, I bet they go down to 95% when Valentine Day is approaching
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Concern trolling.
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