Every woman that I meet is a headache

Spends my money and it ends in heartbreak

See no reason to repeat my mistakes

I'm better off alone beatin' off

Every woman that I meet is unfaithful

Every guy in town is stuffin' her puss hole

Y'all can have her, I hope you like blue balls

I'm better off alone beatin' off

Had enough of this same ol' game

Locked my door, grabbed my vaseline

Pulled my dick out and I start to drain

Finally have some peace in my brain

Sick and tired of this same ol' lie

Rather be unzippin' my fly

Pull my dick out and I start to cr

Jackin' off with tears in my eye