Excuse me officer but you’re clearly arresting me knowing full well this woman is making a false claim.

Officer: I’m sorry, it’s the law. I’m just doing my job.

Excuse me attorney. I don’t know how I ended up here. It’s really unfair.

Attorney: it’s the law and we have to work for the law. BTW because you’re a guy the retainer is at 7k. You want your freedom, justice ain’t cheap.

Excuse me judge. Why are you doing this to me?

ITS THE LAW SON!!!