I'm sure most people have seen this movie or are at least familiar with the premise. Dorothy and her dog Toto (no not that Toto) get swept away by a tornado and get dropped in a mystical land populated by singing and dancing midgets, who then advise her to find a wizard that can get her home. On her journey she encounters 3 humanoids that have various defects that they hope the wizard can fix.

The scarecrow:

No brain (still is somehow able to perform a choreographed song and dance, but ok). Now I don't mean women literally have no brain, but metaphorically. It's very common for them to be unable to form independent thoughts. They have to turn to others for reassurance, on everything from fashion to hobbies. Men tend to think "hey I like this, I'm going to pursue it further" whereas women tend to think "hey somebody else likes this, I should like it too."

The tin man:

No heart. Boy oh boy, almost no explanation needed for this one. It is my belief that women don't have any sort of conscience or sense of empathy. If they feign affection, it's because they believe it will to their benefit by getting them something they want, whether it's sex, money, social status, etc. Once a situation isn't to their benefit, they will immediately drop the act and become ice cold, though in reality they were always inwardly cold to begin with. This is why women have no problem making false rape claims if it means saving themselves from looking bad or losing something.

The cowardly lion:

No courage. How many great female innovators and pioneers can you think of? Not very many. Most successful women tend to follow paths that were already proven successful by men. Women aren't risk takers. This is why they're less likely to get promoted in the workplace and also why they expect men to initiate relationships. It's difficult to get ahead in life unless you leave your comfort zone or rely on someone else. This is why women need men.

But men don't need women. Society has us conditioned to think otherwise, but the truth is men can do just as much if not more without women. People don't like to hear the truth, but, well, there it is.