I divorced a year ago, very happy now as opposed to being near-suicidal back then. Talking to Mom today on the fone about how nice my bitch-less home is, and she asked 'do you like boys'? I was so shocked I just kept talking, and she asked again. I flipped out, started yelling..she sez 'JUST A JOKE! HAHA!'

I calmed down, and explained I still like looking at attractive women, but have zero desire to have a real one in my life. I love my quiet, drama-free life with just a female cat that loves me. She was quiet for a sec, and said 'yeah I love it when your dad is out of the house, and it's just me and the dog..keep on truckin'. I reminded her of what a CRAZY NUTCASE my ex is, and she agreed. I wonder how many of us are thought of as gay by family and friends?? Not that I give a shit. Life is good!