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[–]ConstantChinner25 points26 points27 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Despicable and totally unrealistic. I mean, only 6 kids. Come on. :)
[–]FarTooLong213 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only six, but various shades of brown. She has the full set of little Jamals and Dwaynes. Now she's looking to settle down with your paycheck and switch on the shopping channel while you work two jobs. Man up!
[–]ransay32777 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Six kids but seven daddy's
[–]ConstantChinner2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL
[–]SlainFunicle7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that is because she abort about a dozen
[–]anongogogo16 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The town urinal everyone had piss on it.
[–]Gorky_295 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Watersport gold medal champion
[–]maggot_brain7911 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good old town bicycle. Ride it for a while then when you're done, tie it up to a streetlamp or telephone pole for the next sucker.
Made the mistake of trying to keep the town bicycle once. Except in her case she was actually the county bicycle. Thank God for MGTOW thank God I didn't catch anything nasty from that whore.
[–]westnblue3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
oh fuck i missed out....oh well
[–]IncognitoMaster911 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She was the village bicycle. Everyone had a ride.
[–]room_3030 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That guy is in his 30's??!
[–]Osprey87687770 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Another possibility:
Now she has a ton of money from divorcing, has paid for a ton of surgeries/, and now looks 25 when she is 40
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[–]ConstantChinner25 points26 points27 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]FarTooLong213 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ransay32777 points8 points9 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]ConstantChinner2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]SlainFunicle7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]anongogogo16 points17 points18 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Gorky_295 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]maggot_brain7911 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]westnblue3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]IncognitoMaster911 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]room_3030 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Osprey87687770 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link