TLDR: My female neighbor (mid 50s, has down syndrome, and 250lb+) is juggling 3 dudes and getting laid every week.

A little backstory: I normally try not to pay any attention to neighbors in my apartment building but the lady next door is mentally disabled and talks at a volume that would be considered loud at a Metallica concert, so occasionally I overhear her and her friends. Just from coming/going to work I’ve seen 3 different guys go into her apartment (who are also all mentally disabled). Then like clockwork about 10-15 minutes later I hear sex sounds that would make fornicating hippos on the planes of Africa sound tame. Afterwards they shout goodbye at 200 decibels and the guy leaves. I’ve noticed that the youngest guy always says, “I love you!” and brings her small gifts, so she’s probably stringing him along to get free shit along with the dick.

So today this made me realize that all women juggle guys and ride the cock carousel. It doesn’t matter what they look like, their age, or even if they’re mentally disabled. It’s in a woman’s nature to ride the carousel.