Plot twist, read the whole thing

oldrunnerguy · 2018-06-17T18:39:49+00:00

Had a dog like that. Had a bitch like that too!!!!

protonexus1 · 2018-06-17T17:33:35+00:00

ROFL A+++

striaghtWHITEmale · 2018-06-17T19:24:29+00:00

I'd take him up on that. Bitch can't call 911 if she's locked in a cage all day

Man_From_The_Past · 2018-06-17T21:01:58+00:00

Dogs before snogs.

JohnPerera · 2018-06-17T19:55:42+00:00

This is so funny, I thought he is talking about the dog until I see last paragraph.

OptionsReprimanded · 2018-06-17T21:28:52+00:00

Unfortunately, nobody wants a bitch.

mentaljuggernaut · 2018-06-17T20:32:51+00:00

"...anyone interested in my 30 year old..."

NO. Can't even understand how a guy could pump&dump a 30 year old without barfing.

ArmondDillo · 2018-06-17T22:15:37+00:00

Passing that roast beef whore to someone else won't save him from common law rape.

WigJr · 2018-06-17T23:25:35+00:00

Reeeeeee

About7Figures · 2018-06-17T21:19:34+00:00

oh, I get it - we're doing the giving away the girlfriend thing but, we're acting like it might be the dog.

thotless_rat_bastard · 2018-06-17T23:54:58+00:00

Well played, sir!

Anti_Snowflake_2 · 2018-06-18T00:02:23+00:00

Me and My Dog

My Dog and I.

shockinghillaryquote · 2018-06-18T02:21:17+00:00

Verry clever.

Freaky_Febreeze · 2018-06-18T02:36:26+00:00

Oh thank god

Watchingcluturefade · 2018-06-18T03:34:12+00:00

Seen a couple of these, always wish I could talk to the guy who posts it and pick his brain. Pretty damn funny

JacksterTrackster · 2018-06-18T04:32:15+00:00

At least they're not married. He still has a chance to escape.

ideserveall · 2018-06-18T08:12:45+00:00

Even dogs are better people than women.

Afab67 · 2018-06-18T13:11:18+00:00

He definitely made the right choice. Too bad there isn't a human shelter he can drop her off at.

2018-06-18T14:20:18+00:00

I know there is a craigslist hall of fame. This post needs the gold freaking medal.

Diegostein · 2018-06-18T05:11:24+00:00

I laughed so hard at work reading this that I showed it to my boss.

We are both still laughing.

PorkBomber · 2018-06-18T05:27:05+00:00

DOGS BEFORE THOTS!

badaboomxx · 2018-06-18T14:35:51+00:00

So he doesn't want a bitch, instead choose his dog, good for him.

GamingYourMom · 2018-06-19T20:51:43+00:00

This broke my heart! Thank god the dog is okay!

doomguy1994315 · 2018-06-18T05:32:31+00:00

Girl<dog

Title	Plot twist, read the whole thing
Author	xUnknownSoldazx
Upvotes	692
Comments	26
Date	June 17, 2018 5:32 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/8rskj6/plot_twist_read_the_whole_thing/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/plot-twist-read-the-whole-thing.540903 https://theredarchive.com/post/540903

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