The company I'm doing some consulting work for has this stupid thing going on for the World Cup. Employees are put into teams and then there's a game between teams where you get "goals" by using social media to promote the company. And the more people retweet or like or whatever the fuck, the more goals your team gets. It's so idiotic it could only have been dreamed up by someone in HR.

I told the guy directing all this that I am not on social media, so it's kind of pointless for me to be part of this and not to bother putting me on a team. I might as well have told him I was born on the moon the way he reacted. Like, what? You're not on ANY social media? What do you mean? No Twitter? No Facebook? No Instagram? How do you keep in touch with people or stay connected? I was about to say "uhm with this old fashioned communication method called FUCKING TALKING FACE TO FACE YOU DUMB FUCK". Instead I said, I dunno, the whole social media thing just isn't for me and left it at that.

It's not just the WYMYNSES who are part of the problem boys.....