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[–]somuchluv2give53 points54 points55 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He’s not attracted to u after u gained 30 pounds and have been an insufferable nagging cunt for the past 15 years. When he fucks u he’s done in 2 mins cause he’s trying to get the whole thing over with as fast as possible.
[–]setpejoki36 points37 points38 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
When I think about "missing out" on life my mind gravitates towards things such as:
None of these endeavours are sexual. No one in their right mind wishes they had a gang bang on their death bed. But these endeavours do have one thing in common with her's. Mine and hers are all attempts at exerting control over things that are larger than us.
I look to conquer myself & nature. She looks to conquer men. Do not be conquered.
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[–]lizard_of_guilt4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well that would be quite an exotic pet.
[–]wathon230 points31 points32 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She misses the Cock Carousel. When will men learn? How many divorce rapes must there be before men learn.
It's the same freaking formula every time.
She rides the CC.
She hits the wall, and couldn't lock down Chads
She settles for a beta buck, that she secretly hates.
She makes his life miserable, while fantasize about the CC days.
She divorce rapes him, and takes everything.
The simp is now a shadow of his former self, possibly contemplating suicide.
[–]Science4Lawlz16 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
One thing I've never understood about marriage is why do they wait until after the marriage to do what they want? I hear over and over again "The kids are out of the house, I can finally do what I want" or "I'm 40 and my husband is dry, I want to feel young again" or "My wife is gone, I got a divorce, I can finally drive across the country" or and the classic one "Now that I have free-time, I can finally pursue the career I've always wanted." Lol, what?!? So, basically what they are all saying is essentially they've put their dreams, ambitions, and needs on hold to have children, raise a home, stay married, and work some shitty job to finally when it's all over to finally start living. Why not skip all that bullshit and just do what you want because from what I hear, they all end up alone anyway. Lol, people.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
essentially they've put their dreams, ambitions, and needs on hold to have children, raise a home, stay married, and work some shitty job to finally when it's all over to finally start living.
This is exactly what it is. Never marry
[–]Science4Lawlz1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Life experience has taught me that. Marriage is about as useless as a bag of rocks at the bottom of a lake with nothing tied to it.
[–]ConstantChinner7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
He should start cheating on her and slapping her around. That might keep her around a little while longer.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Damn straight just like Sean Connery taught us young lads: https://youtu.be/oo0d1zTAFKA
(watch till the end)
[–]ConstantChinner3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL. That video always makes me laugh!
[–]Caathrok1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh that was great. I love Sean Connery
[–]ak4trx3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why would he want to keep her? Lol
He should be booking a one way ticket to Thailand
[–]Monkmgtow2225 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Surprised at how much abuse men are ready to take. Once the bitch started screaming I would've smacked the shit out of her, if she continued I would've let her sleep in the dog house outside. I don't fuck around. Stop accepting this shitty behavior from women and they will stop.
[–]MSP_Generalist2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude.
AWALT.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This guy could've been working towards an actual goal, instead he's working for an insatiable woman's happiness.
Even though she'll never be happy.
Right cause you’ve rewarded his free thinking in the past and totally proved yourself to be worthy of being considered special. His friends are all married and equally terrified of coming home to an irate wife in a murderous rage over their abandonment of the family responsibilities. That and you’ve spent all the money plus some sontheres no $ for a boys night out. You really want some spice in your life, douche out that crusty vag, get some edible knickers, send the kids away for the night, have him come home to a tasty dinner, and show him your softer side. If you don’t smell like a tuna boat he might take the time to run his tongue around your musk-bottom.
[–]setpejoki2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Only Virgins are capable of even coming close to loving you for you.
[–]Monkmgtow22214 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
No. Women are incapable of loving men.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Most people today don't have any true comprehension of romantic/true love. Even if a piece of media did provide an accurate portrayal of love people only see and remember what they want to. Take disney princesses, the thing I took away from it is that the princess is experiencing a coming of age story. She GETS OUT OF THE HOUSE and transitions from a child to an adult. Yes, a man shows up to help in most cases but that is a parallel story. Men aren't stealing your power they are supporting you during a time of trial. No one goes through this life completely alone! IT'S CALLED BEING PART OF A TEAM! So freaking aggravating...
From what I have seen most girls take away from those movies is "I WANT/DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE A PRINCESS". So, you want to be treated like a child your whole life? Makes too much sense.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I deserve to be treated like a princess."
"I agree, Cinderella, now go make my supper and then finish cleaning the house."
[–]Iamverydrunknow2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
there's the .... window, bitch! JUMP!
She failed to age with grace.
[–]anongogogo1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
train her to be a cum dumpster that'll do it.
Some of the best ‘multiple creampie’ porn is British.
[–]TheMarvelousSchmuck1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"He's extremely nice, does everything I ask, and is always available... HE IS THE SOURCE OF ALL OF MY PROBLEMS!"
Fuck these miserable whores.
[–][deleted]0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The columnist actually provided good advice:
" DEIDRE SAYS: You must be careful or you could make life much worse. He’s done nothing wrong. In fact, he sounds better than many.
It’s not the end of the world for you to be the one who comes up with ideas and does the arranging.
Your children still need you both and a calm, stable home. But now they are teens you have more freedom to rev up your marriage again.
The guidance in my e-leaflet Help Your Man Last Longer will help"
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