So, I've been in Hawaii for work for the last week. Yesyerday, I had some free time to see some sites and do some stuff. I decided to go take a dip in the ocean.

They do surfing lessons here and I see a chick in a pink bikini, probably a 7.5 body and a 7 face, and a pasty white, balding, young 30s dude standing on the beach with the rental boards. Soon after, tall, tan, six pack'd Surfer Chad, who is their instructor, takes them out into the surf. They were both struggling, but Chad only helped the chick and ignored the obvious Beta.

Surfer Chad was flirting with her the whole time, right in front of the beta. Once the lesson was done, Surfer Chad towed the chick in and left the beta 30 yards behind, sucking wind and adrift.

I was out of earshot, but you KNOW Surfer Chad is going in be schucking that clam later tonight while beta gets to pay for the spa appointment that she'll forget to show up to because she'll be face deep in Surfer Chad's lap.