When I need a booster shot of MGTOW, I quickly try online dating

SJWsPlzDie · 2017-10-07T08:01:11+00:00

"Looking for a partner in crime!"

"Sarcasm/witty banter".

"I'm an extroverted introvert/MBTI type/astrological sign".

Social justice/intersectionality/polyamory/privilege/"Trump is literally Hitler!"

Education: Master's degree (in gender studies).

"I fucking love science!" (doesn't believe evolution applies to humans).

Hobbies: Netflix/Harry Potter/coffee/"all the things".

"Love to work out!" (bounces on elliptical machine for 15 minutes, then drinks Starbucks milkshake).

Claims to speak 6 languages, only speaks English.

Claims to have traveled extensively throughout 15 countries, includes layovers and 1-day prepackaged tourist trips.

"My career is important" (government make-work job, plays on Facebook all day).

Snapchat filters/duckface/black thick-framed glasses/tattoos/pictures in strange poses to appear thinner.

"Preferably at least 6'2" (is 5'1).

"My kids come first".

"Only looking for something serious, no hookups" (barebacks 6'4 Chad within 15 minutes of meeting).

Body type: "Curvy" (fat).

Body type: "A little extra" (fat).

Body type: "Average" (fat).

Body type: "Full-figured" (fat).

Body type: "Prefer not to say" (fat).

2017-10-07T07:12:19+00:00

yeah, this is a description of average woman from dating sites: drinks, smokes, rode cock carousel, owns small white dog, likes music, likes to travel, likes to go to parties, often is fat and often is single mother. what a great lifestyle and great personality, don't you agree?

ZergSuperHighway · 2017-10-07T06:36:08+00:00

"I'm witty and sarcastic."

2017-10-07T07:38:09+00:00

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Strella10m · 2017-10-07T09:05:00+00:00

ctrl+F "Princess" is the ultimate time saver.

Just how divorced from reality are you when you think declaring yourself a "princess" is an attractive quality from any angle.

Nobody finds entitlement attractive

Shimakaze4 · 2017-10-07T13:28:55+00:00

What about the universal "hiking" as a hobby or something they enjoy. No one enjoys hiking.

cleats4u · 2017-10-07T13:36:36+00:00

The bottom line is after fucking them, there is nothing left to do with them. They are all money-time (life) wasters. Jerk off and go do something interesting...or nothing at all (better).

mountain_anchorite · 2017-10-07T16:51:51+00:00

A man has to come up with a near Shakespearean opening line in order to be deemed worthy of their attention. Tables turned (rarely, very rarely that is the case), the best they can come up with is: "Hi." Thank you but no thank you. I know of countless more productitve and engaging mental activities deserving of a man's rhetorical ingenuity.

ScatteredCastles · 2017-10-07T10:45:58+00:00

1) I love Jesus
2) I love my cats

2017-10-07T09:50:28+00:00

Womanlets, lol!

Yeah, woman are actively encouraging men to walk away and do their own shit.

Zombocom1911 · 2017-10-07T16:48:01+00:00

and this is the best she will ever be, after you commit, the real witch comes out, ready to scream your head off daily and make you wish you were dead

Title	When I need a booster shot of MGTOW, I quickly try online dating
Author	hdallstars
Upvotes	63
Comments	19
Date	October 7, 2017 5:09 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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