Man Gets Mauled by Crocodile to Impress a Girl, Says "It Was All Worth It"

Freezemeister7895 · 2018-05-24T09:29:21+00:00

The croc tasted that the boy was made of soy, so being a carnivore it spit him out again.

labiteatibit · 2018-05-24T07:25:50+00:00

Even the croc must have cringed at how much this guy is a simp and let him go.

ConstantChinner · 2018-05-24T05:51:37+00:00

Funny you never see this kind of story with the genders reversed. You might see woman drives into swimming pool while browsing Instathot or something like that lol

NiceIce · 2018-05-24T08:30:29+00:00

Further proof that being a simp turns your brain to mush.

2018-05-24T11:16:25+00:00

Cucks are reaching stupidity lvls that should not even be possible.

badaboomxx · 2018-05-24T15:12:48+00:00

Poor crocodile, imagine the after taste of that soy.

Flyest-Nihilist · 2018-05-24T15:41:29+00:00

It annoys me how they keep using "gator" and "croc" interchangeably

Also I pray this dude doesn't reproduce, there's already enough simps in the world

HolyTigore · 2018-05-24T16:33:50+00:00

Fucking moron.

ManIsWalking · 2018-05-25T02:55:08+00:00

"You know what would get Sara hot for me.... losing a fucking arm! That'll do it for sure!"

TheMarvelousSchmuck · 2018-05-25T05:14:25+00:00

Too bad that stupid fuck wasn't torn in half. The gene pool could have done without his retardation.

I have zero sympathy for simps that would put themselves on this level... What a schmuck, turning himself into croc bait all for a movie date that might end with a little bit of making out if he's fucking lucky.

Why do morons always seem to survive? It's quite the annoying tendency they have.

Title	Man Gets Mauled by Crocodile to Impress a Girl, Says "It Was All Worth It"
Author	Involuntary_hugs
Upvotes	36
Comments	13
Date	May 24, 2018 5:48 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/8lqcee/man_gets_mauled_by_crocodile_to_impress_a_girl/
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