A few years ago my good friend got cheated on by his Chinese waifu whom he swore would never betray him. Fortunately, they were only engaged and she ended up monkey branching to some drug addicted stud who hates her culture anyway (don't ask me how that works).

As expected, he was temporarily shattered and proceeded to moan about how she was ungrateful for all his sacrifices. Swearing to never date again, he vanishes into the realm of heartbreak and after a month he revisits me with a Taiwanese girl in tow whom he now proclaims to be an even better waifu.

Today I got a call from him. He's been cheated on. Again.

Why do these people never learn? It's not a vagina you're sticking your dick into in this environment. It's a meat grinder. You don't hug a meat grinder after sticking your dick into it. You don't take a meat grinder out for dinner. And after you take your dick out of the meat grinder unscathed, YOU DON'T FUCKING LOOK FOR ANOTHER MEAT GRINDER TO PUT IT INTO.