Dating in 2018 LMAO just stay MGTOW and save your money

LabTech41 · 2018-05-17T20:16:08+00:00

"maybe find some friends with benefits."

"I'm not here for casual sex."

Someone needs to be taught what inherent contradictions are.

Edit: I understand that 'friends with benefits' doesn't necessarily mean that the 'benefits' are casual sex, but I think anyone who's even remotely clued into common parlance understands that 'FWB' is a rather specific term that means 'casual sex on a regular basis without the hangups of being in a formal relationship'. Yeah, it wouldn't pass in a court of law, but it would in the court of public opinion.

2018-05-17T19:56:36+00:00

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aaaGreg · 2018-05-17T20:04:19+00:00

92% match tho 🧐

Darth_Toenail · 2018-05-17T20:01:03+00:00

"Relationship anarchist"... what the fuck does that even mean? I'd bet any money that it involves her always calling the shots and calling the authorities the moment she gets offended by anything. Gotta smash teh patriarchy, after all.

labiteatibit · 2018-05-17T20:14:05+00:00

92% match Op! You've struck gold with this inter-dimensional creature!

Highly_Literal · 2018-05-17T22:32:57+00:00

92% match

nigga we gotta have a sit down you and i.

therealmikiethepunk · 2018-05-17T20:09:20+00:00

Norwich? Like CT??? Yea fuck that place.

Nothing but entitled cunts

And then there's the women... Who almost all act like that.

Beware the cool ones tho, they're even worse, just wait a year...

tasty-sandwich · 2018-05-18T01:11:05+00:00

You see that body and know she’s not vegan

Narcissus3669 · 2018-05-17T20:44:46+00:00

"relationship anarchist"??? Another dumb thot trying to be "edgy". No thanks.

FreshNothingBurger · 2018-05-17T22:48:35+00:00

find friends with benefits

no casual sex

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Helikzhan · 2018-05-17T23:41:16+00:00

Yes means no, in other words.

Fat though. Just fuck sex dolls.

MrBluePill · 2018-05-17T23:58:29+00:00

If this isn't trolling then this chick really needs to work on her sales pitch.

She'll only get 50 thirsty Simps a week with this.

2018-05-18T00:19:53+00:00

What did it say? I stopped reading at "fat".

deadBeefCafe2014 · 2018-05-17T22:09:32+00:00

I really need to consider an OKC troll account.

hermopietrobon · 2018-05-18T00:44:19+00:00

I'm here for sex, but not for sex.

Eagleburgerite · 2018-05-18T01:42:43+00:00

My brain just died a little because I chose to read that.

stringedbeams · 2018-05-18T02:15:11+00:00

the absolute status of dating in the current year

2018-05-18T02:34:39+00:00

hi, Christie, you seem nice, i'm a 5ft1in guy who weighs 200lbs. i also am into body positivity.

"yeah, i'm only looking for Chad's who are 6f2 or taller sorry!

LOL. i'm sure this has happened to some fat dude trying to talk to her.

2018-05-18T03:24:35+00:00

I dont even know wtf i just read.

hollybegin · 2018-05-18T04:16:11+00:00

I'm a fat queer vegan intersectional feminist...

What's not to like?

treble-n-bass · 2018-05-18T04:49:47+00:00

Hi, I'm Chrystye. I'm a post-modern constructivist romantic neo-symbolist, and a democratic existentialist idealistic subversive minimalist. A forward-thinking evolutionary lesbian revisionist dogmatic scientific revolutionary nihilistic insurrectionist. Malcontent agitative partisan wave maker dissident. I want friends with benefits but no casual sex. I want a husband who I don't have to be faithful to, and kids who I don't want to raise. I also want a puppy that I don't want to take to the vet or feed. I may be 100 lbs overweight, but I still deserve a 10/10 Chad because I am a warrior woman.

Mapispema-ta · 2018-05-18T07:20:19+00:00

That made absolutely no fucking sense but that’s a female for you.

AncapGhxst · 2018-05-18T08:12:38+00:00

Relationship anarchist? You know what fuck it words don't mean anything anymore

tw1nm3t30r · 2018-05-18T08:18:06+00:00

Looking for friends with benefits, no casual sex.

Is there an actual difference I'm not seeing here or is she as dumb as a bag of rocks?

Itisforsexy · 2018-05-18T08:46:41+00:00

This girl is a contradiction wrapped neatly into a paradox. She has no clue what she is, she doesn't have thoughts. She can only regurgitate party lines & rhetoric of her other empty-brained vagina friends.

2018-05-17T20:36:01+00:00

She wants more orbiters to thirst for her pussy and buy her things until a Chad comes along.

ChickyNuggys · 2018-05-18T00:10:09+00:00

I live near Norwich, maybe if I use a made up gender and sexuality I’ll have a chance too ! Forgetting women, I’m sick of this fucking gender/sexuality crap too, I’m straight/Hetero not “cis” I’m the normal one their not..

saaralgris · 2018-05-18T00:22:44+00:00

WTF is an intersectional feminist? Intersectional isn't even a word, so does that mean her brand of feminism is null and void as well?

meltboro · 2018-05-18T00:25:28+00:00

Am I the only one that has absolutely no idea what that person even wants?

dookandralley · 2018-05-18T01:08:45+00:00

So fat stupid and undesirable. A walking talking contradiction.

SpinPlates · 2018-05-18T02:19:45+00:00

I have zero SIMPathy for any man so low on the food chain he resorts to women like this. Step your fucking game up dude...Step your life up for crying out loud.

I honestly blame 90% of the current gender chaos on beta and zeta males fucking girls like this because they are so desperate for some pussy because social media has brainwashed them into believing every man is getting laid a ton except them.

Drakaris · 2018-05-18T09:46:26+00:00

This dating "offer" is like going to a restaurant to have dinner and all you see on the menu is "Shit", "Stinking shit", "Old stinking shit", "Diarrhea in a cup", "Rotten rat carcass"... And you have to pay for it. I mean, going on a diet is kinda no-brainer in this situation.

Teflon0819 · 2018-05-18T10:13:27+00:00

She wants "friends with benefits", but she doesn't want casual sex.

Can't even maintain consistency with their thoughts for two sentences.

2018-05-18T10:37:23+00:00

"Happy to meet and hang out "

Yeah because your company is great and conversation skills are off the roof.

2018-05-18T13:27:44+00:00

Thanks for the update on what the dating world looks like. Been in monk mode for almost five years now. Looks like I'm going to to make it six.

BasedReality · 2018-05-18T17:07:01+00:00

Friendship with benefits isn't casual sex?

GamingYourMom · 2018-05-18T22:35:11+00:00

Looking to hook up with Chad, for Billy; I'm not looking to hook up.

Title	Dating in 2018 LMAO just stay MGTOW and save your money
Author	TempleOfIron
Upvotes	171
Comments	55
Date	May 17, 2018 7:50 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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