The worst kept secret in the modern western world. I really clued into this earlier today while I was in the bathroom, enjoying a hefty #2. My female 50ish roommate knocks on the door and upon discovering it ocupado, gives a loud exasperated sigh and stomps off. Now, we have a spare bathroom and a generally pleasant relationship where we mostly just leave each other alone; there's no need for such passive-aggressive horseshit, especially at her age. The situation's been reversed plenty of times, I either go back to my room or peacefully downstairs to do my business.

Seems like a lot of ink to waste on something trivial, but it's just the latest microaggression (lol). This is the woman who faked a cough and a sniffle to get out of going to a close friend's fucking FUNERAL a couple days ago. A woman who thought she might be pregnant after some thirsty internet cuck blew loads both literal and figurative on a trip up here (canada) from the states and instead of taking my advice to wait it out for a firm test result, proceeds to get on the horn with him right away and turn his life upside down over a vague hunch. Couple days later, does the test and wouldn't you know it? Not pregnant. Tee hee!

I've got more to say about this broad, but I've finally started to notice the threads of selfish and neurotic behaviour connecting almost every woman I've ever dealt with, romantically or not. I saw it in my last roommate, who started breeding her doberman in the basement and couldn't understand why me or the other guy had a problem with hours of sustained barking and whining. I see it in my own mother, love her to death, who relentlessly complained about my stable, upright father for years before divorcing him and immediately entering into a string of shitty relationships with loser "bad boys" that gave her the tingles my dad couldn't. She just texted me a couple days ago, wondering why she always seems to choose abusive men. Turns out she had to move and get a restraining order against the latest one.

If I've learned anything in my 34 years, it's that women are slaves to their changing hormones and the consensus of other women, despite all the bleating about being strong and independent. Like children, they push against boundaries to see how much they can get away with and only show respect when those boundaries are enforced. Such a creature is intrinsically incapable of any kind of authority or leadership due to their inherent lack of a stable foundation, but that sure didn't stop western civilization from failing perhaps the biggest shit test of them all: third wave feminism.

Facts: Women are getting unhappier every year since 1970. Their taste in men changes over the course of their cycle. They also initiate 80% of all divorces and family court is so stacked against men it is laughable. What this should tell you is that it is nearly impossible to keep them happy. As men, most of us are able to put feelings aside and look at the cold, objective reality of this situation: it's not fucking worth it.

"Woman is a temple built over a sewer." –Tertullian