So like one of my collage classmates was feeling extra friendly, sees me in the hall and walk up to me. She is the one who initiates the conversation. Somewhere during it, I mention that my birthday is coming up. I tell her that The first thing I’m gonna do is have diner... SHE gets excited and cuts me off before I could even tell her that I will be dining alone. She assumes that she is invited and asks me if she can bring some her FEMALE friends and of course I say No, she immediately gets disappointed and asks why? And me being a guy that doesn’t lie, tells her...”They are all gonna annoy me and make me feel uncomfortable. I prefer to dine alone” She then gets infuriated most likely because I implied that I did not want her to be there either. She follows up with “Ok then bye” then storms off as if I did something to her.

Like bitch if you can’t handle the truth don’t make assumptions and ask the question to begin with! The audacity is sickening.

“I just dodged a bullet from a crazy bitch” -Big Sean