Story time, happened a couple years ago.

...asked for a raise and was told by the owner "the company can't afford that." Fair enough. Shortly after that the owner (minus his wife as he was taking a "hunting trip") and his new secretary ended up in one of those ice castle getaways for three weeks and just happened to run into each other.

So remember: the majority of males will leave you behind for the chance to swim in the low tide.