I got a facebook friend who posted a meme that goes something like "if youre over 27 and arent married, you better get used to the fact that you'll be a step dad." It made me laugh. This guy has a fat wife with two or three kids (that arent his). He shares his profile with his wife, even though his wife has her own facebook account. He once updated his status with pictures of his car all fucked up. The tires were slashed, the passenger side was scratched and the back window was busted in. The caption read: never date a stupid bitch (something like that). Turned out she got jealous, got drunk, and ruined his car. They ended up moving in with each other (she moved into his place) and he shared his facebook profile with her. Does anyone else have friends like this?