I thought the only time guys care about celebrities is when some starlet has her phone hacked and her nudes show up on the internet. I've been assuming celebrity gossip rags at the grocery store catered to women, but I guess I've been wrong this whole time.

Apparently celebrity gossip is now the fault of men. You can't make this shit up.

http://www.salon.com/2017/07/21/jenny-slate-explains-how-celebrity-gossip-is-part-of-the-patriarchy/