1. Met girl on Tinder a few years ago. Date went really well, but she told me she met another guy and didn't care to see me again the next day. Okay whatever. She sends me a snapchat out of the blue a day after that (2 days after our date) of the guy's dick...what the fuck is wrong with you??

  2. Met a girl online a while back, but she lives in Maryland and I live considerably far from there. We talk on the phone or Facetime almost every day when we both have free time (this went on for an entire year), have a lot in common, etc. We even make plans to meet up and make it very specific. She told me she was interested in dating and seeing what happens since we seem like a good match for each other. Literally two days later she meets a guy and says "yeah, we shouldn't talk anymore." Flip of a fucking switch.

  3. Similar to 1. Met a girl on Tinder, we ended up adding each other on snapchat. She sent me a bunch of random pictures all the time for seemingly no reason. I didn't respond. When I sent her a picture of what I was doing (playing golf with my friends) she blocked me immediately...uh okay?

  4. Met a girl in one of my lab classes who seemed pretty interested in me from the beginning. Asked me a lot of personal questions, looked at me a lot, stuff like that. I ended up asking her for coffee and she said she was really busy that week, but wanted to go another time. So I asked again the next week and reminded her of what she told me. She said the exact same thing. So I figured this was her way of saying no without saying no. So I didn't ask again. She then acted like a total cunt to me for the remainder of the semester. I guess because I misread her signs and had the audacity to approach without being a chad?

  5. Met a girl who I ended up going with to Australia, as she was in my study abroad group. We worked together on a project for a couple of months and became quite close. We went to really nice parks in Melbourne and played catch with a football, went out for a drink in the city, went snorkeling and diving together, etc. Granted only the football and drinks things were one on one, but we did a lot together. We get back to school and hang out at my apartment. I end up asking her to dinner and she agrees to meet me. I show up and sit at the restaurant by myself for a half hour before I decide she's not coming, and leave. See her on campus the next day and she glares at me, like I did something wrong.

Women. Just....don't.