Background: Back in the old days stories were created because information was hard to pass along. These stories were basic instructions for things like reading the stars to determine the seasons, or knowing what elements of nature are dangerous and which ones induce euphoria among a plethora of other things.

My personal theory deduces that stories were made to be extravagant in order to captivate the audience to remember the lessons being told. Within each story you will always find simplistic lessons that you may or may not retain (depending on your arrogance, fuck out here rotten tomato critics!).

Sorry: Alright I’m calling most of you out, I know most of you are currently or in the past have been addicted to video games. Atleast 55% of The Red Pill community is my estimate. Trust me I was a part of this culture having been addicted to Runescape for all of my middle school and beginning of my high school careers. Which is why I believe it will be easy for me to instill some of this marijuana+workout induced wisdom I’m about to fuck your ass with.

Lets enter the interrogation room: The story in question is one we are all too familiar with. There is a knight who embarks on a heroic quest seeking great rewards. After many trials and tribulations which test his will, courage, and strength. The knight must face a final task, slaying a fierce dragon. After he slays the dragon he enters the highest room in the tallest tower where he finds his beautiful princess…has been stolen by a fat beta ogre and his annoying comedic relief steed who would rather have his women be a green Tess Holliday look-a-like than a redheaded slender goddess with such soft supple lips you could’ve swore she made out with a bottle of KY jelly before she went down on you (redhead gave me seven minutes in heaven I’ll never forget). Okay but seriously ignore the Shrek reference I could not help but throw in there and let’s try to dissect this mother fucker.

You mean this has meaning?: Disclaimer: I will try to add in all posts I write that my philosophy is mine alone and you are also entitled to your own opinion. So I believe that what we can take from this mainstream fable is the idea that if you fight for what you desire most you will get it. Yeah, that simple. You see the knight represent the man who is brave enough (and dumb enough if the common people have anything to say about him) to do what is considered next to impossible in order to rescue that smoking hot princess so he can run a sequel of Who’s Nailin Palin. The Dragon represents the incredible hurdle that most people would dare not face standing in between you and your dreams. That princess does not have to represent a woman, no the princess represents all of your hopes and dreams, everything you could ever wish to have. All you could ever want is there for the taking if you only had the courage to fucking take it.

Conclusion: I encourage all of you to get off your ass and go chase your dreams, even if you fail at least you can say you weren’t afraid to try. I challenge you to watch this video and not get motivated to drop the Mountain Dew, wipe the Dorito dust off your dick and fight back at life until it kills you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgEyJ3eVxz0 EDIT: The problem with most people is they take stories too literally, don't be most people.