Aka: Lemme get 100% control of you.

shit-zen-giggles · 2018-03-21T07:39:50+00:00

reply with your own set of rules:

Rule 1: You don't have a boyfriend anymore.

That's it. Really.

PabloAsscrowbar · 2018-03-21T08:10:26+00:00

Hahaha she's cute but psycho. Teehee /s

Genders reversed and the man is a abusive sociopath.

mia_zombie · 2018-03-21T07:09:34+00:00

TLDR I can’t believe a chick actually took the time to sit down and type this out

Manfred_Fappington · 2018-03-21T07:11:59+00:00

I would almost feel bad for the simp that agrees to these rules.

BugScotch · 2018-03-21T07:51:06+00:00

If a man did this to his gf people would lose their shit

Juxtapointer · 2018-03-21T10:46:26+00:00

Who wants to bet Keegan is MGTOW

nice04021980 · 2018-03-21T07:53:03+00:00

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IronMeltsinmyHands · 2018-03-21T07:39:43+00:00

I’d be like, “do you just want my balls?”

J_St0rm · 2018-03-21T13:04:47+00:00

Chances of being fake? Probably pretty high but it’s sad that you just can’t be 100% anymore.

JakBlack1234 · 2018-03-21T09:37:32+00:00

Eh this chick is 15.

IndecentCracker · 2018-03-21T13:26:57+00:00

Teehee.

She's so quirky and craaaaaazy. <33

Cunt.

2018-03-21T08:31:38+00:00

I’m so thankful to myself for staying single. That literally sounds like hell...

2018-03-21T10:43:23+00:00

Fuck that noise.

crazyreddmerchant · 2018-03-21T13:13:30+00:00

Any university employee who has taken the Haven training program would be required to report this to their title 9 coordinator. In fact, nearly this exact scenario appears, with reversed genders of course.

UnimatrixBinary · 2018-03-21T14:59:55+00:00

Here are my rules:

You are NOT to get over 110 pounds.
You are NOT to talk with single guys.

That's it.

What are you saying? I am a sociopath and a control freak? Alright then.

You are NOT to be my girlfriend anymore.

throwaway5634521 · 2018-03-21T08:31:38+00:00

I already follow rules 1, 2, and 7 (unless I am at work or it is a female relative). Monk rules are the only rules I need.

hollybegin · 2018-03-21T13:18:32+00:00

If girls come up to you at any place or any time you are to walk away

Well....

2018-03-21T13:50:13+00:00

I like one rule on there:

If we move in there are to NEVER ever be girls at our house

That would include you, silly girl.

BasedReality · 2018-03-21T17:25:49+00:00

According to the Duluth model, this would be domestic violence, except that it is the woman doing it to the man, so that doesn't count.

2018-03-21T13:26:35+00:00

Source?

Staggitarius · 2018-03-21T13:51:10+00:00

These are the terms of the contract. It's up to you to accept or reject those terms.

2018-03-21T14:24:16+00:00

General Reposti

delta9mm · 2018-03-21T15:17:21+00:00

That's a dictatorship, and notice how she doesn't want him talking about her hookup Chad's. She's locked down her beta provider, and now she's looking for her babies daddy.

cherryCanSuckMyDick · 2018-03-21T15:42:23+00:00

so many fucking spelling mistakes.

Also what the hell does she have against Honda?

Dr_AurA · 2018-03-21T18:39:08+00:00

And that's how you scare off every guy you meet.

M_A_T_R_I_X_ · 2018-03-21T20:44:18+00:00

To be honest, I do actually like it when girls try to do this kind of thing, only because I take a great deal of pleasure in upending their sense of dominance or control.

TriggerMeFam · 2018-03-23T16:32:00+00:00

Goddamn the spelling. This note raped my eyes

motorscuz · 2018-03-21T19:52:58+00:00

That relationship will last

Title	Aka: Lemme get 100% control of you.
Author	Crazed_Alchemist
Upvotes	112
Comments	54
Date	March 21, 2018 7:04 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/8605os/aka_lemme_get_100_control_of_you/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/aka-lemme-get-100-control-of-you.579219 https://theredarchive.com/post/579219

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