Excerpt from a young woman's profile on POF:

I'm sarcastic, blunt, and rather aggressive. No topic is off limits. If you're thin skinned you wouldn't like me. That being said, DON'T MESSAGE me if:

  1. you're allergic to cats or don't like them. Seriously, I have three, and my cats > you. Always.
  2. you're a a Republican. I like having premarital sex. I also like not being pregnant. Therefore I need easy, cheap, access to birth control. I feel like the name "Pence" should be enough of an explanation.
  3. you use text slang like "u" and "b4", drives me nucking futs. Intelligence is important.