Trying to imagine sex with a feminist...

Teflon0819 · 2017-05-22T05:42:57+00:00

"Is it alright if I thrust?" "Yes."

"Is it alright if I thrust?" "NO OH MY GOD STOP RAPING ME."

aircoft · 2017-05-22T05:48:15+00:00

Sometimes I like to fantasize about losing my house, car, and all my possessions to a woman, then being made out to be the bad guy and going to jail for rape... perhaps someday, after all, the statistics of all of these things has been steadily increasing....

Tyranid_Swarmlord · 2017-05-22T03:58:05+00:00

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mentalidade_logica · 2017-05-22T04:15:12+00:00

You; can I undo your 1st button? she: yes

Then you talk, she finds out you have a bit of cash thus gives you non-verbal hints to go further.

You; can I undo your 3rd button She: yes

6 months later, cops knock on your door, charge you with rape. You did not ask her permission to undo her 2nd button, you both had 4 drinks each, she couldn't give consent. (Yes Means Yes, California Law)

2017-05-22T10:34:56+00:00

Make sure to decorate the room with her abortions to set the mood

801735 · 2017-05-22T03:37:38+00:00

"Will it blend?"

thewatisit · 2017-05-22T08:00:21+00:00

If I'm screaming "fuck the patriarchy" while fucking her is she the patriarchy?

Cicuta · 2017-05-22T11:13:47+00:00

Only if she is tied up, gagged, bag over her head, and facing the other way... and I've been out to sea for 17 years...

RunawayGrain · 2017-05-22T11:16:33+00:00

I'd rather fuck a cactus.

2017-05-22T05:05:57+00:00

With Her looks, You'd Think She'd Want Sex dolls.

chronoic · 2017-05-22T05:07:51+00:00

I wouldnt, because first your have to imagine shes isnt a Whale...... then trick your mind into thinking 300lbs is 80lbs.... all that before you can concent with her.

Ruby-xy · 2017-05-22T05:40:27+00:00

I think its like being raped. But then being accused of rape, and arrested the day after.

Rhodesius · 2017-05-22T07:39:54+00:00

Nah man, feminists are either lesbians or only peg.

2017-05-22T10:34:49+00:00

I heard somewhere that most women who identify as feminists have a rape fetish and love to be dominated. Makes sense to be honest. Too bad the majority of them are too ugly that even rapists would avoid them.

Tyranid_Swarmlord · 2017-05-22T11:39:22+00:00

The only thing i'd thrust inside them is 24 inches of 1060 carbon steel.

The only thing satisfying to pump inside them is 0.308 inches of lead,30 times.

Maybe it'll be fun to push them down a volcano too.

MyLittlePonyofDoom · 2017-05-22T07:38:58+00:00

No mean yes and yes means anal

inspiron3000 · 2017-05-22T10:50:24+00:00

Will sexy feminists sell out in our VR sex economy?
It would require some hamstering.

They may well be protected from commercial exploitation.
Then there's protection from "revenge porn".

Exclz · 2017-05-22T12:24:14+00:00

As long as you scream Allah akbar before she will gush like Niagara Falls and will enjoy it.

wawakaka · 2017-05-22T19:31:09+00:00

another fat faced feminists

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Title	Trying to imagine sex with a feminist...
Author	jblack94
Upvotes	12
Comments	26
Date	May 22, 2017 3:34 AM UTC (9 years ago)
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