Wasn't even a relationship, but I've been hooking up with a chick. She keeps telling me she loves me or whatever.

So being nice I finally let her come meet my friends at the bar we play pool at. She proceeds to get shitfaced drunk and completely embarrasses me the whole night.

Me and my friend settle the tab (i went ahead and paid for her fries just to because i was over it). Said bye to my friends and just walked out the door.

My phones blew up by the time i got home. Apparently she thought i was taking her home. Then she told me she was coming over, which i told her I was going to play zombies and I didn't want her to.

Guess she's gonna try to drive home drunk tonight. Not my problem