Did Any Of You Get "The Talk?"

93402 · 2017-05-16T02:58:42+00:00

Only talk my father gave to me was to tell me "You go ahead and get yourself married, but only to an honest, hardworking farm gal. If she can't work the farm, she ain't worth pig shit".

He was right, I ended up marrying this 10/10, Secondary school English teacher. She cheated on me for five years with the Secondary Schools' Principal. Jokes on her though, she left her work email open on my personal computer at home one day, and I noticed all the messages, emails and naked photographs they were emailing back and forth on the schools email servers.

Oops, I might have forward those emails enmass to the entire school server. And the other dudes wife. And I miiight have reported her to the education department. Losing your job is a real hamper during divorce proceedings. Lawl.

Moral of the story, my dad was right. And he still is, if I ever do decide to shack up with a girl again, she coming to the family farm and if she can't fix, run and use every single piece of machinery that my family owns + take care of the animals + make dinner when she's done, I won't even hold to door for her when I tell her to get out.

Lowmetal · 2017-05-16T05:13:57+00:00

My russian chess teacher who was also a trader told me the story of Bath's tale in the Canterbury Tales. In that story a knight must discover what women desires the most. He then told me the morale of the story is that it doesn't matter if a women is a beauty or an old hag on the outside, inside they are all witches.

SpaceObama · 2017-05-16T03:03:00+00:00

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lonewolf-chicago · 2017-05-16T05:30:28+00:00

Before my dad died he kept telling me that it's time that we had a conversation about the birds and the bees I was 10 years old but the look on my face of confusion and horror he probably chose not to.

After I had to move in with my uncle after my parents died, then at age q4 I was fucking my next door neighbor for two years - cumming inside of her pulling out and cumming down her throat on a regular basis... my New girlfriend at age 17 went to the drive-in movies and without doing any messing around we just happened to be laying down in the back of the van to watch the movie, he assumed that we were fucking.

He walks up to me and tells me to keep my socks on.

It took me about five minutes to realize he was telling me to wear a condom.

Can you imagine if I fucked her for a year cumming inside of her the entire time wearing my socks and wondering how she got pregnant? Haha

2017-05-16T02:47:10+00:00

Grew up in the 80's, got the birds and bees talk from my mother. Father was a good guy, and I love him. But honestly he raised me with a heavy blue pill diet and it took years to undo that.

He shamed me when he caught me with porn because it objectifies women, but when I said that soap operas and romantic comedies objectify men, he shut me down.

And generally I was brought up to believe guys should throw themselves at women and worship them. It didn't work, so I think he messed that up.

I think men should protect each other the way women do.

lostapwbm · 2017-05-16T05:34:31+00:00

I did not get "the talk." I learned about sex from watching Rocco Siffredi and Nina Hartley.

It worked out about as well as one might expect.

I'm just glad I don't have a wife/ex-wife, any children/child support payments, or an arrest record as a result of my pre-MGTOW escapades (dicking down crazy/stupid/degenerate women).

oldmanlogan76 · 2017-05-16T08:35:32+00:00

Never. My mother seemed to make some kind of attempt at it one time in the car which I shut down immediately.

feedmecarrots · 2017-05-16T08:59:52+00:00

I got a small book when I was twelve. No talk.

inspiron3000 · 2017-05-16T14:40:55+00:00

No talk.
I asked my father what rape was when I was 10 or 11.
He nearly drove off the road.
Didn't get a clear answer.

Mother, however, educated me on sex by abusing me.

Title	Did Any Of You Get "The Talk?"
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Upvotes	15
Comments	13
Date	May 16, 2017 2:36 AM UTC (9 years ago)
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