Fuck, guys! I know I'm supposed to be smarter than this but... I decided to get a girlfriend. It's just too much trouble to always run after new women so getting just one is just more convenient.

I should be smarter than this but...

This current stupid girl hates all my friends and her friends also hate me. She is hot though and when we're together she knows how to behave so there is no problem. The drama she tries to put me through though, is pretty damn irritating!

I'll try to make this as short as possible: we were supposed to go to dance tonight. She tried to don't go with me to hang out with her friends instead until I told her I've found someone to go with me instead. Magically all her appointments dropped and she was able to go. The dumb bitch then decides SHE WANTS TO GO WITH HER (male) BFF INSTEAD OF GOING WITH ME! WTF?!

So I've decided to play a little bit of social engineering with her instead: told her to go, have fun, dance a lot and I would be somewhere else for the evening. Of course this worries the shit outta that idiot and she decides to cancel everything, told her bff go fuck off and tonight we're spending the night together.

Bitch of course talks about marriage, commitment and FOR ME TO STOP TALKING TO MY FRIENDS!

Yeah, girl. You can be damn sure I'm playing your game. A little bit too well for your taste. You're dancing my song and haven't even realized yet.