I used to work at a coffee shop when in college. Loved it. I was always friendly with people and asked how their day was. Even got a few dates and girlfriends out of it. If it was Thursday or Friday I would ask if they had any fun plans for the weekend.

It's a Friday. In walks this overweight girl who is on the dance team(most likely a slut). I was friends with another girl on the dance team that is how I knew her. If she was in shape she would be an 8, but wasn't and she walked around like she was a 10.

Anyways she orders and I ask her what she is doing for the weekend. She looks at me in disgust, and says, "Nothing with you." I was shocked by her answer I didn't know what to say. 12 years later now I laugh and think how she has probably popped out a few nuggets and slammed into the wall.

This other time, same coffee shop, same setup happened. This time it was a lady around 40. Her response is to go into this hysterical rant about how she has a Masters in HR and does workplace training for American Airlines, and that what I just said, "What are you up to this weekend?" Was harassment and she would be calling corporate. I take comfort that this bitch is now 55ish, and probably a complete horse-faced, trainwreck.

My overall experience was great, but these two gashes stick out in my mind.

Both of them twisted my very common and friendly question into me asking them out. It boggles the mind, but not really.