I'm sure you fellas have been noticing how things have been heating up as everyone huddles around the burning remains of MeToo. And "Men's Rights" has become a new word people talk about more commonly. We've been sitting at the table waiting to play our good hand and I think they may have just handed a good enough hand to us to start playing a little. Really, I'll commend you for having the foresight to sit still and be quiet to let everyone see third wave feminism do its worst to itself.

But I wonder, how many of you are actually shrewdly tactical about the movement and the idea of entrenchment, the win-by-not-playing strategy, and how many of you were just too much of a bunch of pussies to step out into that no-man's land and say something? I'm sure plenty of you are the smart, patient type, but you need to get up and play, too. There's a charge, and we're going into no-man's land like we've been doing. You can be the bitter holdouts all you want, brothers, but we're going to be loud and we're going to be the cause for effect. Why keep waiting, why check out, when you can be heard and be a fucking man about it? It's time, so find your balls wherever you may have left them, and say what you mean to say. We're men and we can roar a lot louder than women. And these days, we've got a hell of a lot more to roar about than any woman.

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."

We're on the end of part three, so get ready to go on parade. It's not a fever dream, social and legal equality will be discussed sooner than we ever thought.

Before you go on committing friendly fire on me, ask yourselves, given the option between sitting in your hole and letting this all wash over you or hopping up and being a part of the wave, which one would you pick?