Oldest man in Canada says the trick to a long life is to pick a good wife.

knightshell · 2018-01-29T03:19:01+00:00

Instant conversion and MGTOW no more. Getting married tomorrow so wish me luck folks because guess what, I want to live forever!

Aligator237 · 2018-01-29T04:29:28+00:00

The trick to a long life is to find a mermaid holding the holy grail while riding a unicorn. Drink from the grail and thou shalt have life eternal. But good luck finding such a combination... and I almost forgot you must also be traveling with Big Foot, the Easter Bunny and Nessie from Loch Ness at the time ...

AoLIronmaiden · 2018-01-29T07:16:22+00:00

Why would you want to live past.... what.... 85?

Volentimeh · 2018-01-29T08:37:19+00:00

Survivor bias, ignore the millions of men rotting in an early grave because they tried to pick a "good wife" and got an AWALT instead, you just gotta pick a good woman like I did..

ChadManning1989 · 2018-01-29T08:40:02+00:00

2d waifu for Laifu!

Sexbot Waifu until Warranty Expiration!

CursingWhileNursing · 2018-01-29T11:06:09+00:00

So, the trick is to get incredibly lucky?

Yup, now he should please tell me how I can achieve that. Maybe by using this magic potion from Harry Potter that is rising your "luck score" to over 9000? But then again, as soon as you stop taking it your odds are just back to normal (-9000) and I don't want to spend the rest of my life with a prolonged infusion.

RedditStudent93 · 2018-01-29T11:21:06+00:00

He's not wrong, it's just not relevant for our time anymore. Since they rarely exist.

RedPillMGTOW · 2018-01-29T04:10:34+00:00

Fuck off

lostapwbm · 2018-01-29T18:04:03+00:00

After having no wife at all, a good wife is best.

TheFall_ · 2018-01-30T17:17:40+00:00

More like the trip to a short or nonexistent life...

Title	Oldest man in Canada says the trick to a long life is to pick a good wife.
Author	knightshell
Upvotes	9
Comments	17
Date	January 29, 2018 3:07 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/7tpdkk/oldest_man_in_canada_says_the_trick_to_a_long/
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