Lately I've been thinking about potatoes. What are your thoughts on potatoes?

Are you pro potato, anti potato, couch potato, mr potato head? I didn't mention potato head's wife because the modern potato head has gone mgtow. Also please be aware this is a safe space where potatophobia is strongly frowned upon. Please remember to check your sentient privilage as you are a human oppressor and not a potato. You might say you're a couch potato in defense but that's just potato culture appropriation.

Anyways, I take a pretty simple approach to potato theory. I think potatos are pretty good if you put sour cream, bacon bits and black pepper on them. I used to put more but lately I'm more minimalist in my approach to the potato. What are your thoughts on the modern potato?