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[–]JakBlack123465 points66 points67 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
That 1000-cock stare on the right.
[–]RogueRenegade 37 points38 points39 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
She ain't smiling anymore.
[–]JakBlack123438 points39 points40 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Correct. You can even break it down further:
[–]RogueRenegade 23 points24 points25 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Shouldn't she be happy that she finally got "driver license"? LOL
[–]SimpleTaught4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Once you hit the wall aint nobody coming to pick your ass up - you gotta drive yourself. I think that's the joke.
[–]chasingsnow 11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you kidding me, she has the stare by pic #2. first one she's only tasted a dick or two and still is confused by why society says the best thing to do is marry and care for one man but all she wants is 100 dicks in her face.
[–]BoskOfPortKar34 points35 points36 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Junk food + raw sex
[–]jay2max 10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
so true.
[–]ImmortanV830 points31 points32 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lost her soul on the way. Beauty is like a fragrance, easily evaporated
[–]KaitouNala29 points30 points31 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
real question why the fuck did she need so many learners permits (incoming women jokes)
[–]2QuietDude14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yea I don't get how you have a permit for 3 years
[–]JakBlack123421 points22 points23 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Don't be mean. She passed her test on the 14th time.
[–]RunawayGrain7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably by blowing the guy testing her.
[–]ManIsWalking2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Looks like she has to get a new ID every year. Not that uncommon for school IDs
[–]stryfedafantam0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
These are govt issued
[–]Zefirez13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This does not depict wall in my honest opinion. If anything time wasn't too brutal with her.
Compare that with pics of a chick in her 20s then in her 30s with 3 kids and 60 pounds extra (plus aging, minus a man). Now those gals are real wall hitters. This one here - normal lass + some time.
[–]ShadyShopkeeper 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
It's the 1000 cock stare that does it. She is the girl you ask, "Hey, do you want to do (kinky sex act)?" And she will reply, "Nah, I already did that," maybe 6 times in a row, as she pounds a bottle of wine and goes crazy on you. Edit: But yeah the older ones are crazier and pound even more wine. She's probably at the stage where she yells at you for not spanking her hard enough. Why aren't you Chad? REEEEEEEEEEE
[–]1UPZ_9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
its the saggy cheeks... obviously. Tight smooth skin = Beauty
[–]somuchluv2give10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol
[–]chasingsnow 7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
it happens, so fucking fast sometimes its scary. there have been women i haven't seen for 6 months and they come back an entirely different person.
[–]2Grit5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I was waiting for this hahaha. The balls on you guys.
[–]Vigilant-Sniper[S] 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As soon as I saw it on the front page.
[–]RAZENKN5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Seeing white-washed Indian thots hit the wall leaves an especially good taste in my mouth, and I’m not even a bitter currycel either. They despised their entire family and culture ever since they hit puberty and rode the carousel EXTREMELY hard in college just to spite them. Only when they hit the wall and have the thousand-cock stare do they realize that they fucked up and should have listened to the wisdom of their culture. Chadpreet wont settle for them though, he saw what went on in college.
“Looking for a nice Indian man to settle down with. I’m still a virgin don’t worry!”
KEK
[–]FailingPerfectionist3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That was poetic man. You should write more, or think about doing standup.
Chadpreet and Currycel LMAO
[–]Vigilant-Sniper[S] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've seen it first hand. Good times haha.
[–]Driveshack 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
multiple renewal periods with a learners permit....
[–]hollybegin2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How long did it take? Less than 10 years? And what? 40 pounds?
[–]purebaltic 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
jesus christ
[–]Jonlife2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unwanted is what they feel like towards the tale end of that cock carousel crazy train ride, spiraling out of control. While attempting to get another male victim to go along with them. Don't do it. The juice isn't worth the squeeze
[–]HolyMoleyCacao1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Driving in Tennessee must be really hard if it takes three years to learn.
[–]GranUnic0rn1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Also the last pick may be that way because It is required to not smile for pictures on ID s
[–]TVTestPattern 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
From young and hot to uber thot.
[–]robowriter0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So many dicks so little time.
[–]pablosito0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There was this one girl I took out awhile back she was small pretty cute hindsight nothing too fantastic. Anyway she was an absolute nightmare, just bitter about even being on the date that she agreed to go on. After the date dropped her off and didn't talk to her for a couple years. She runs in to at the bar (coupe years after) puffed up like a balloon and is trying to be all nice and touching my arm and stuff (I stayed pretty much the same) "oh it's so good to see you, how have you been? What have you been up to, let's talk somewhere mkre quiet" as politely as I could was like "sorry I gotta go find my friends" which girls know because they use it themselves is code for "not interested" but yeah her face sunk when she realized I wasn't interested.
[–]based_meme0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, that escalated quickly.
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