So i saw this:

A woman is defined as

and i was like ... so much quality art work to make terrible points ... but if TRP were to define men ... It'd something much more simple:

His Life Achievement Score

Lost Virginity at 16 -- 0 Points + 10 for every year before -ve 10 for every year after

[Median income + 10K] -- 0 points + 10 for every 5K over the [median + 10k], -ve 10 for every 5K below the the [median + 10K].

+100 for every child that isn't a degenerate, beta, looser, -ve 100 for every kid that is a degenerate, beta, looser. ZERO score change for No kids.

You get the idea.