What is the dumbest thing you have heard a woman say?

Rimefang · 2018-01-08T21:01:05+00:00

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mrk68 · 2018-01-08T19:35:59+00:00

“How do they put my pictures in the clouds?”

Adult Female
Has a higher paying job than me.
It was a serious question.
She didn’t understand why I was laughing.

casra888 · 2018-01-08T19:29:34+00:00

"Why would I save any of my money? I'm just going to get another bill anyways and then I'll just blow it on that! Why not have fun with it?"

MagnusVeritas · 2018-01-08T19:37:00+00:00

I like nice guys, I am not like other girls

PurpleSweetz · 2018-01-08T21:36:31+00:00

"you cant break up with me, its not up to you"

my last gal 3 years ago when I finally took the read pill.

mthrowaway52 · 2018-01-08T19:33:37+00:00

“France is next to Brazil, right?”

desertfox16 · 2018-01-08T21:02:18+00:00

"is math related to science?"

Unexpecter · 2018-01-08T21:56:27+00:00

"You're such a good guy. I wish I had a boyfriend like you."

RunawayGrain · 2018-01-08T22:29:08+00:00

Back in my college admin days, one of our pet students went deep sea fishing with her boyfriend. The boat capsized and all four people on board were presumed dead and never found.

When the situation was being discussed around the board table, the other female student worker couldn't figure out why they didn't just swim to shore. Eventually it dawned on us that she didn't understand that the ocean is big enough that you can sail out of sight of land. After half an hour of us trying to walk her through that, I still don't think she got it. There were other incidents that made me think this girl had a brain injury or some-such.

Mr-5-5 · 2018-01-08T20:21:37+00:00

Breasts aren't supposed to be sexually attractive to men.

WanderlustYouth · 2018-01-08T21:20:30+00:00

"Just be yourself"

"Express your emotions"

" Why is every guy I date such a jerk"

"I'll still be sexy at 40"

PantsInBed · 2018-01-08T20:23:15+00:00

"Won't the walls get full of dirt from a central vacuum cleaner."

It was a serious statement from a 45 year old woman.

Slaide · 2018-01-08T20:35:37+00:00

"Feminism is about equal rights."

UndeadTed · 2018-01-08T23:09:55+00:00

If you hold a camera vertically you can get more photos on the roll of film because they're skinnier

2018-01-09T00:12:36+00:00

"What do potato trees look like?"

Mr-5-5 · 2018-01-08T20:43:20+00:00

I wear mini skirts for myself, not for men !

Rimefang · 2018-01-09T00:28:42+00:00

"You're like my little brother."

"Let's just be friends."

"I don't want to lose your friendship."

All from the same girl who goes out with someone else not a few days after telling you this, gets dumped half a year later, and turns you into Plan B. I'm nobody's Plan B. It's like they're all the same broken record. I've since given up. People barely get close to me when I try to be their friends. Now, I'm nobody's friend.

Night_Within · 2018-01-09T00:05:30+00:00

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KingreX32 · 2018-01-09T00:10:02+00:00

My mother once got mad at me for saving money. That was sometime last year and I'm still dumbfounded by that.

SpeaksTruthToPower · 2018-01-08T23:56:34+00:00

"Science is just the opinions of people who think they're smart." - That Fucking Stupid Bitch

2018-01-09T00:17:34+00:00

Looking at one of those gas fire heaters with the fake wood in it to look nice

“I know it’s fake, but how do you put the wood in it?”

dollarbill1247 · 2018-01-09T03:40:26+00:00

I was in a community college History class talking about dam construction during the Depression Era. One girl asks, "Where do they get the water?"

Itsbbbitch · 2018-01-09T02:59:32+00:00

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reddit_detective_ · 2018-01-09T03:22:59+00:00

I’m a Gemini :DDDDD

pmgtow · 2018-01-09T03:45:59+00:00

oh man i've heard a lot..

the most recent fucking facepalm tho .. is my friend who is married and hating life .. told his wife (college educated, prep school high school girl) that they wasted 40k the past 2 years on rent.

she knows how much rent is it's about $1600/mo .. and when he said they spent $40k on rent after 24 months of living she says 'NOOO WAAAAY" as in "she doesn't believe him" .. "no way that's not possible" .... lmao!!!!!!!

It doesn't get dumber! and it just perfectly summarizes that entire relationship and current modern day marriage.

Itsbbbitch · 2018-01-09T04:54:27+00:00

"You realize I'm neither male nor female, right?" - said immediately after complaining about childbirth

2018-01-09T07:04:29+00:00

"that's odd, it's only flat on the bottom"

As she was showing me her flat tire 😁

2018-01-09T09:44:12+00:00

I love you.

Wanderken · 2018-01-09T03:20:54+00:00

Basically everything my ex-girlfriend's mother ever uttered. One of the more memorable ones was that her mother descended from "Irish royalty". My girlfriend, speaking of this grandmother once proclaimed: "I am my grandmother!"

2018-01-09T12:27:17+00:00

I had some fat English cow try to tell me, a man who has been in a war zone that “food supplies aren’t a military target”, and “I don’t see why you can’t just walk over to then and start a conversation” and other such dumb shit. My personal favorite is “just let them shoot at you, you have armor, right? That way they’ll get to it of their system”.

Now the thing is with English women is that they’re not only I’ll informed about most things, but they honestly believe that their ignorance is more valid than your knowledge. And boy howdy, are they loud. They will shout you down if you disagree with them. If you speak in a level tone, you’ll be accused of being “aggressive”.

They are the single most repulsive group of women I have ever dealt with. Loud, corpulent, ignorant THOTS, one and all.

Enjoyer_Of_Memes · 2018-01-09T18:07:33+00:00

Not a joke, first semester college geography.

"Where is London and what is Europe?" -

Professor said he doesn't know how to answer that you'll need to look at a map.

MiketheStryke · 2018-01-09T23:23:57+00:00

My ex girlfriend: I want this, and I want you to want this too.

It was about doing some traveling when she had summer brake and i was working my ass off because my company was going through a hard time. She refused to understand why I couldn’t take 10 (!) days off from work. Of course we had a huge fight about me being not focused enough on her and not putting enough effort in the relationship. When it’s not about her, it simply doesn’t matter. That sentence she vomited against me that evening shows that pretty good. I want you to want what I want!!!!

Samaellilith666 · 2018-01-09T23:27:32+00:00

chuckling "sorry I just do that to guys sometimes"

DanishSweets · 2018-01-10T16:32:37+00:00

"All men are pigs that want sex"

Title	What is the dumbest thing you have heard a woman say?
Author	Mainem60
Upvotes	41
Comments	66
Date	January 8, 2018 7:27 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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