Browsing my local selection of websluts, I found one who actually understands her needs as a woman and is able to express them verbally. This was too rare a gem not to share. Some text from her profile (with commentary):

I have a PG-13 profile as well but I want to put another out there to see if I can find what I’m really looking for ;)

"This is my AF profile. My BB profile is leaving me severely undertingled."

For obvious reasons I can’t post a photo on this profile but if this appeals to you please write. If I think it could be interesting to connect I’ll send you a link to my other profile. I’m attractive, slender, and curvy, promise.

"I am not ashamed of my sexuality except that I am extremely ashamed of it. I know that what I am doing is morally wrong which is why I am hiding my face. I judge myself as being attractive enough to be marriage material for literally anyone on Earth, no matter how high your SMV."

Simply put, I want to meet a well-endowed man with a dominant streak. I'm not looking for just sex; I'm looking for someone awesome to date and see if something more develops. I’m into monogamy and will relish the chance to meet all of your sexual needs. not looking for a poly guy.

"My BB profile keeps producing losers who want to date me but can't fuck as well as I'd like. I am primarily looking for sex but I also expect you to eventually be submissive to me, at which point I will put you in the BB bucket and come back on here again for even better cock."

If you’re really experienced in domination, great; if you know it appeals to you and want to experiment more, great. Domination is only part of my interest - the chemistry is what’s most important to me. I'm totally uninterested in a 24/7 dom/sub type relationship, and imagine this dynamic would not show up outside the bedroom (or car or redwoods or wherever we do it :) Aside from putting it out there in this profile, I'm also not that into talking about it. It's sort of like the first rule of Fight Club, you know? For me it takes the fun away to be all pre-frontal about something that's reptilian.

This is the A-bomb line in her profile. I'll repeat it:

For me it takes the fun away to be all pre-frontal about something that's reptilian.

"You need to do to me what I want even though I will never tell you what that is. I will make you walk the tightrope between love and rape and I will destroy your life if you ever come down on the wrong side of it."

A note about size – whatever your size, there is a woman out there who it will be perfect for. The majority of my friends couldn't care less about size or don't even like large penises. Personally I just happen to love a big, thick cock. I'm not talking gargantuan, necessarily, just large.

"OTHER GIRLS will like you. I'm sure of it. OTHER GIRLS have lower standards than me. I am the only special princess with very high standards because I am the only one who is so magnificent and special. You will find the right girl for you. She is out there. I love you like a brother unless your cock is the size of a loiusville slugger."

I love sex. Most of the men I’ve dated have had a bit of a dominant streak and I want to explore this aspect of sex much more. I’ve fantasized about this dynamic as long as I can remember thinking about sex. It took me years to fully accept this side of myself as the things I sometimes want in the bedroom so contrast to the things I want for women in the world, but I’ve accepted that these desires must stem from some quirk in our evolutionary biology. I like vanilla sex too, typically just as much when I have great chemistry with someone, but if my man is never dominant I will always be hungry for something more. I'm pretty sure most women like some form of domination in sex, some just don't know it yet. (Curious about your opinions on this topic, if you have them...)

"I want for women to be dominant except that I want to be dominated except when I don't but I always do but not in real life, just in the part of my life that I consider the most real. What I want conflicts with what I want. This is attributable to a 'quirk' in biology, which is obviously just a small error and not the fundamental basis for my personality. Girl power. Rape me. Empower me by raping me. You raped me in a way that was too real, go to jail. Next."

I’ve never joined a site like Fetlife cause the idea of meeting guys who are constantly fucking different woman as hobby grosses me out. I'm into guys who spend most of their time developing their self and their mind, not chasing after momentary pleasure.

"I am constantly fucking different men, but this is not gross. I expect you to have a huge cock and be experienced, but you can't have had any experience."

I tend to date tall men with a head of hair, an athletic build, and well endowed. I seek a man who is whip-smart and an evolved, kind, curious person who thinks about many things in addition to sex.

"There is absolutely no man in all of existence, nor has there ever existed any man in all of time, who I would consider good enough for me. I will cheat with 100% certainty. Also, be rich."