After half a decade in the gym, going to dance classes for years and clowning all the time on social media - he got a girlfriend.

Couple of months later she stole all his money from his bank accounts and ghosted him. She was also cheating on him the entire time with multiple men.

Hey, but at least he has "social skills" (i.e. infantile clown). When I confront him about something he says "testicles, testicles, big testicles". Being random is cool I guess.

I blocked him. He is now addicted to drugs and idk what else.. I don't pity him

GYOW