Just had a random whatsapp come through saying "are you dans friend?[sic]" - I reply "little Dan?" she goes "he is quite short bless him" so i reply "no, I'm not" (which I am of course).

So she comes back with "I know, he's told me a lot about you".

Took a minute to click..... she thinks I'm saying "I'm not short like him", and he obviously said I'm tall.

I mean, all this means fuck all of course, except having some random who appears "a bit thick" messaging me with an "x" at the end of each sentence is juvenile and it annoys me.

I'm not saying this for answers what I should say to her..... she's blocked already - it's more what I should say to him about giving his third-wheel birds my number.