Marriage Simulator

ThePenitentMan38 · 2016-10-05T14:12:40+00:00

The safest thing to do is not to flip the coin at all.

Flaye2 · 2016-10-05T14:21:47+00:00

Flipping a coin is merely the divorce possibility. Even if you're married there's a chance you'll be miserable as hell. The chances of a man being happy after marriage is close to 1/8.

StupidYoure · 2016-10-05T17:15:57+00:00

Marriage Simulator? Just find the one chick you can't stand, buy her a house, give her half your shit, and pay her alimony for 10 years or so

methylotroph · 2016-10-05T14:24:16+00:00

The odds are not 1 out of 2, more like 7 out of 8 failure rate. That is ~50 of marriages end in divorce yes, but according to studies of happiness only a fraction of marriages are happier than single, one study quantified it at 13% of married couples are happier after marriage, so that means 87% of marriages either end in divorce or "cheaper-to-keep-her" sexless doldrums. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8byGFryWQRU

So put a 8 round revolver to your head with 7 rounds in it, don't worry only half of the the rounds that are in it will kill you, the rest will just hurt you, possibly for life. If you get the empty chamber though you will live happily ever after, I promise, go ahead.

GenesisRunner · 2016-10-05T13:40:46+00:00

I got heads, TWICE. Somebody up there still likes me. :)

EZemm · 2016-10-05T15:42:36+00:00

Speaking of marriage simulator, I find this quote from 'The Predatory Female' quite funny :

Trial Run

Q. Is it possible to sample real marriage without the hideous commitment ?

A. Fortunately, yes. Simply purchase a five hundred pound Bengal tiger and keep it in the back yard. Support it, feed it, and mount it. See for yourself if you are cut out for married life.

2016-10-05T13:18:48+00:00

Got tails. Fuck

mgtow_ · 2016-10-05T13:40:51+00:00

heads :)

manifesto18 · 2016-10-05T14:19:56+00:00

Tails....I'm fucked

BradLightningRooster · 2016-10-05T18:47:40+00:00

Heads. I'm safe too.

soulcream29 · 2016-10-06T00:28:57+00:00

tails 3 times straight. That's 3 alimony payments.

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feedmecarrots · 2016-10-05T20:54:13+00:00

Fifty percent of mariages end in divorce? Considering what men lose, why are women taking us down this road?

Title	Marriage Simulator
Author	360GnomeChild
Upvotes	24
Comments	15
Date	October 5, 2016 10:40 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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