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[–]omar_coming_yo_9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Your story is hard to understand....Learn to format, and just use their names.
You've deleted your old 'field report' where you were clearly drunk, and making an ass of yourself... and this story differs quite a bit from that one.... despite being the same incident.
No one gives a rats ass about you being 'hot' your 'almost 6 pack' or your navy job....
Stop trying so hard... I'm getting thirsty just reading your story
Stop drinking so much and learn to keep you emotions in check, I'm cringing just reading this shit..
Also, dont be a cunt and drink drive.... what are you? a fucking moron.
[–]DarthPauly -7 points-7 points-7 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Obviously it's different due to me being plastered. Don't be a dick head bro I had a rough fucking night. Feel free to take your left hand and fist yourself in the ass for being a prick though.
[–]omar_coming_yo_7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You changed your story because you realized what a ball-bag you sounded like.
I am a prick. But I'm honest. Take the criticism and learn from it.
what do you want me to tell you?
"you're the man! fuck those bitches"
Keep up the thirst game, getting shut down, and drink driving home... It'll all work out..
either that, or you'll slam into a tree.
Dipshit.
[–]trpthroway1232 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I hate to ask the obvious, but you didn't mention it at all: did you kiss this girl?
You've been over twice. You stayed until she fell asleep. You were drinking together. Did you ever make the move and kiss her? Make out? Feel her up? Hands in pants? Escalate to the bedroom?
Or did you just chill, rub her leg, and then lay in bed next to her and hope she wants to fuck?
[–]DarthPauly -3 points-3 points-3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Dude I kissed her neck tried to rub her pussy and she rolled over so I couldn't touch it. I was feeling her up and trying to rub her pussy but she kept saying she wanted to sleep. I just stopped put my clothes on and left. But yeah I did wait there for a second hoping she would because she just turned me down twice in one night. I don't fucking know how to deal with the type of rejection I just faced from this girl.
[–]trpthroway1232 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Your timing seems to be the problem, you waited until it was far too late to escalate. She was already done with it, legitimately going to sleep, and you were trying to start from scratch.
While hanging out and drinking, you should have made a move that can't be mistaken for friendly orbiter behavior (showing the girls how to defend themselves with JJ is something an orbiter might try to do).
You should get her alone, share an intimate moment, pull her close, kiss her, build some attraction and leave her wanting more. Play your cards right, and she won't be thinking about anything besides you inside of her by the end of the night.
Use any excuse. You can literally just walk into the kitchen, say "T can you come here?" and when she does, pull her close, look her in the eyes, and kiss her.
She expects it, and when you don't deliver, she starts grouping you in with the other guys that are too afraid to make a move.
[–]DarthPauly -1 points-1 points-1 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Thanks man I appreciate the help. Should I wait until she texts me or text her first because I really need another shot at that.
[–]trpthroway1232 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'd write it off as a lesson and move on to the next girl. Salvage isn't my specialty, especially when there's so many options.
[–]SilverLinkTree1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Dude I kissed her neck tried to rub her pussy and she rolled over so I couldn't touch it. I was feeling her up and trying to rub her pussy but she kept saying she wanted to sleep.
Let me get this straight. You have not kissed her mouth with your tongue. You have merely kissed or slobbered on her neck. Of course she doesn't want you rubbing her pussy if you haven't even kissed her yet. She probably thinks your a virgin if you haven't gone in to kiss her yet.
My advice for a salvage. Do not go to her house again, as she may do the fall asleep routine again, or she could be playing innocent to get you into being a boyfriend. Meet her somewhere public at a bar or house party where you can hopefully seal in a kiss. Jesus christ your hoping for a first kiss on the third encounter, sex is what women usually pretend to keep until the third date.
[–]JJMcgray 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Should have fucked E...
I mean, you're not invested in these women and the first girl blue balled you already. Should have bones the other if she was hot enough.
Maybe gotten head after she offers to have you stay?
The way this story goes it seems like the first was your long term girl or something. Not sure why you treated her as such.
[–]DarthPauly1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Thanks, I haven't been in a situation like that before so I froze up.
[–]Nizz0matic 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
i have no idea what happened here. you were trying to crack onto two girls at the same time in the same room? its kind of all over the place.
One girl but the other wanted me too and the girl I was with tried to turn me into a beta orbiter and I left. The girl that was trying to hook up with me before her dude came sent me a message on tinder yesterday then unmatched me right after lol. "Hey babe, I wouldn't have stoly'd you 😉" which is their term for blue balling.
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