The other day I accidentally tried to pick up a hooker. My hospital Kaiser sunset is on sunset blvd in Hollywood and across the street is a subway which I sometimes eat. So I went over there and I was sitting in the window watching people walk by and this tall brunette walked past with long legs and a nice ass and her ponytail swinging in the air. So I finish at subway and am walking down the street back to the hospital and she is standing there at the crosswalk smiling at me. I say hi ask her if she's visiting someone at the hospital and she says no why do you ask I say just making small talk with a beautiful girl and she says is that it? She says we can do this for some money and I can meet you after work. I just said okay and went into the hospital but wow talk about barking up the wrong tree.