70 year old Man robs bank, sits down in lobby and tells police he would rather be in jail than keep living with wife (x-post r/news)

Eyes_Of_The_Dragon · 2016-09-08T11:15:38+00:00

You know, this has been a running joke among married men in offices for decades. Interesting to see a man actually going through with it.

2016-09-08T16:11:01+00:00

Relevant joke: A man catches a young boy having sex with his daughter. He pulls a shotgun on him and says "you're either marrying my daughter or going to jail for 50 years for statutory rape!" So the boy marries his daughter.

50 years later at their anniversary party, the boy (now an old man) is sobbing uncontrollably. His granddaughter goes up to him and says "what's wrong grandpa?" He replies "I could've been a free man today!"

DownUnderSolo · 2016-09-08T11:05:51+00:00

Probably got the idea off Prison Break S01E01.

victor_knight · 2016-09-08T11:42:20+00:00

Why not just divorce the bitch, and then refuse to make the payments? Same result.

Zegy · 2016-09-08T14:32:15+00:00

MGTOW hard mode ?

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