• Most people and things are bad and dumb
  • You don’t have to be nice and you should not be nice
  • Love, marriage, and heterosexual couplings will not complete you or make you happy
  • Have female friends and value those friendships
  • You do not have to like sex or porn or porny sex or strip shows or burlesque
  • You should get a dog

It ends with, and I shit you not:

To another year of sarcastic ranting and man hating! Hugs and solidarity forever, sisters!

Source: the deliciously named "Feminist Current"

My thoughts:

  • She says heterosexual couplings won't make you happy. No updates from her yet on lesbian couplings

  • I'm surprised she went with dogs and not cats

  • She sounds like a boat-load of fun to be around

  • Everything butterface