Okay. So we all know what an ‘Orbiter’ is. If you are NOT aware of what it is... it’s basically a guy... or group of guys that is always hanging around a woman... essentially ORBITING her... doing her favors, giving her rides, basically playing the role of the male gay friend... without actually being gay. Because they are constantly on the chase for her... but won’t ever get her. The woman will tease the orbiter just enough to keep them around. Sometimes she might even sleep with one on occasion... to keep getting the bastard to do her favors.

Anyway. I just came up with a new term. A BOOMERANG ORBITER

A boomerang orbiter is a little bit different than a regular orbiter. The difference being... the boomerang orbiter is a guy that plays the role of a normal orbiter... except he gets into new relationships from time to time. When he is in this new relationship... he only sticks to his current woman. BUT... beware... EVERY TIME the boomerang orbiter goes through a breakup... he goes RIGHT BACK to the same girl that he orbits every time he is single. And begins orbiting her again... hoping to score her as his new woman... only to be let down every time... until he simps out for a different woman... that essentially will never make him happy... because he truly only wants the ONE. The woman he’s been orbiting on and off for years.

You might ask... ‘but why does he keep going back?’

The answer is simple. He wants her. He wants this girl that he has been orbiting for years BADLY. He keeps settling for other women... but in all reality... the girl that he’s been boomerang orbiting for years is the one that he really wants. He will do anything for her. But... she will never fully commit to him.

Beware of these guys. These ones will never go away. The only way to save them is MGTOW.