Ok guys, I’ve touched on a few points here. As the title implies, Australia has just abolished tax on women's tampons.

To recap why this is a bullshit issue of the gynocracy, I'll bring up a quick quote from The Guardian:

“While tampons and pads were not technically considered “luxury items” under the GST tax roster, they did not attract the health goods exception, which was applied to condoms and lubricant – despite attempts to have them removed.

At the time, the then health minister, Michael Wooldridge, justified not exempting tampons because they did not “prevent illness”.

“As a bloke, I’d like shaving cream exempt but I’m not expecting it to be,” he told the ABC in 2000, adding: “condoms prevent illness. I wasn’t aware that menstruation was an illness.”

Attempts in the intervening years had been voted down by both the Coalition and Labor, with the states and territories unwilling to part with the $30mraised by the tampon tax each year.

But as women rose to more senior roles within government at all levels, Labor changed its policy this year, vowing to scrap the tax if elected to government – despite voting against another push to axe it as recently as last year.”

So, now you see where this gynocracy stems from within. It’s from women who are allowed in power and then only looking out for themselves when it comes to voting power. That’s all women care about. Women are an inadvertent hazard on this planet, to both you and me, and to the marine environment.

Now you might be asking why I am so upset about this movement. Well, for starters, why not exempt men’s toiletries while we’re on the same page? Razors among other toiletries are damn expensive!

However, my biggest issues are the hazards tampons impose themselves. Both environmental and health wise!

Let’s have a look at health issues that tampons can impose. You see, women’s bathrooms are fucking disgusting! I've got a few mates who clean local pubs, and they are more appalled at the state of the women's bathroom after the pub has closed then the pissy men’s stalls.

Women just can’t help themselves because they’re lazy when it comes to properly discarding their tampons. They’d rather someone else do their dirty work instead of taking their used tampons back home with them. Another thing is that they just can’t use the bio-disposable bin because there is some drunken slut’s vodka raspberry vomit filling it up. It’s gross!

I’ve even seen some of the photos my mates have shown me, and honestly, I can say women are unhygienic animals to the extreme.

Hell, older women are happy in their small, cat urine and shit soaked apartments! And yet, they think they’re a great catch to settle down with.

Of course, the tampons are all over the floor, they’re jammed down the toilets and clogging them up. And for bonus hide and seek, they’re hidden inside the toilet’s flushing mechanism as a joke. They’re everywhere!

A greater concern, is that some of these tampons have blood and other gunk on them (yeah, bitch, clean up your infections!). Using full PPE (purple glove level) is required to clean out a women’s bathroom because of the risk of catching or spreading a disease.

My other concern is environmental problems that these tampons make. Some of them are washed out to sea where they affect the marine life. Turtles mistake them for jellyfish and seabirds mistake them for fish. Have you ever seen a dead bird with a tampon stuck in its throat? You wanna know how the bird died? It's not suffocation and then immediate death. No, it's a slow toxic shock for days on end. And yet, you don’t see a environmental protection order tax slapped on those fucking things.

Instead, you’ve got Mr Mega Simp, Scott Morrison axing the tampon tax to win better votes. Well, Morrison, fuck you. You are the domino point which causes greater environmental impacts on our beautiful marine life. You are also the mega simp that allows senior women to push this self-centred gynocracy bullshit without thinking of the long term impacts.

Even typing tax free tampons in google shows you that women are not happy enough. You’ve got some websites saying that tampons should be for free. FOR FREE?!

I can tell you now, if they win this war with that sort of shit, you can expect greater damages.

I’m willing to bet that in the next few years, these senior women will soon start lobbying tax exemptions on makeup and accessories soon enough.

Just you watch.